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Magua;1901400; said:
Your mom didn't seem to think so...
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Your mom did think so. She didn't want to pop out her glass eye and let me skull fuck her, but I told her she didn't want to get slapped around like her son does by his "father", and sure as shit, she popped that sucker right out and even smeared butter all around the now empty socket.
 
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BUCKYLE;1901414; said:
Your mom did think so. She didn't want to pop out her glass eye and let me skull fuck her, but I told her she didn't want to get slapped around like her son does by his "father", and sure as shit, she popped that sucker right out and even smeared butter all around the now empty socket.
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huh, all that and she didn't once complain about her arthritis?!
 
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