put a dead hooker in his trunk.
the facts as it were.
you hired pencil dick
pencil dick's job is to collect money from bucky katt
bucky katt has paid atleast 3 months to pencil dick
pencil dick has yet to send you a dime
fine print has reared its ugly head as pencil dick claims he is still owed 1k
while i can understand not reading mr. pencil dick's fine print, it would have been wise. im guessing the 4k is a minimum payment for services rendered and he's going to continue to stick it to poor bucky until he has it. further, im guessing you won't see a dime until after he has collected his 4k.
talk to a lawyer. both of you. pencil dick probably has a iron clad contract that fully covers him on this, but you don't seem particularly satisfied with the services rendered.