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Conspiracy theorists reach a whole new level

MililaniBuckeye;1403563; said:
The wobble takes around 26,000 years to do a complete cycle...the wobble wouldn't cause any recent shift in global climate.

In other words, don't blame the Weebles...

Well the last ice age was about 13,000 years ago so we should be at the opposite weather cycle on tilt of axis whatever, and in the year 15000 another ice age. Don't worry though i'm not crazy I blame co2 emissions deforestations and the apocalypse. If its not warm enough the rapture will not come.
 
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martinss01;1403437; said:
actually researchers now believe the year christ was born was misinterpreted. the current thinking is he was born 6 yrs earlier than previously believed. which of course means the current date is actually 2015 and the earth blew up 3 years ago...
.... I'm pretty sure the Mayan calendar doesn't care about who Jesus was (would be?) when it was devised 2,600 years ago, or whenever it was. The Mayan calendar is closely tied to celestial events, so it doesn't really matter when the corresponding Gregorian dates were attached to it to make the end of the Mayan calendar "important."

If the current date were indeed 2015, then the Mayan calendar would end corresponding to Dec 21, 2018 on the Gregorian calendar.

As it is, the Summer/Winter solstice on Dec 21, 2012 (at 11:11 GMT) corresponds with the alignment of the sun, it's path, and the equator of the Milky Way.

The real mystery is how the Mayans could predict such precise celestial events such as this with mathematical precision that the rest of the world only figured out within the past 50 years or so. The Mayans were accurately mapping the path of the sun, moon, and earth, AND the precise orientation of the Milky Way galaxy while the rest of the world was arguing that the earth was flat.

It's really quite amazing, despite the fact some opportunistic doomsayers will seek to profit from the event, and I'm sure Jerry Bruckheimer or Roland Emerich have some shitty movies in the pipeline.
 
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Dryden;1403662; said:
... The real mystery is how the Mayans could predict such precise celestial events such as this with mathematical precision that the rest of the world only figured out within the past 50 years or so...

Tim Tebow sent Mike Barwis back in time to help them. Duh!
 
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Dryden;1403662; said:
The real mystery is how the Mayans could predict such precise celestial events such as this with mathematical precision that the rest of the world only figured out within the past 50 years or so. The Mayans were accurately mapping the path of the sun, moon, and earth, AND the precise orientation of the Milky Way galaxy while the rest of the world was arguing that the earth was flat.

Don't forget that the Greeks knew the Earth was round at least as early as the 6th century BC.
 
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What caused the slippage?
The melting of the polar regions has thrown off the balance of the earth. As the glaciers have nearly melted, the weight at the north pole has decreased. This has allowed the heavier, wider portion of the earth at the equator to start slipping downward, thus increasing the tilt significantly.

The decrease in weight at the poles and the increase in weight at the equator would be infintesimal compared to the total weight of the planet. The deepest part of the ocean is 35,840 feet (about 6.8 miles), while the average ocean depth worldwide is around 4000m (2.5 miles). Compare that with the diameter of the Earth (over 7,900 miles). That would be like taking a circular rock about a foot wide and spraying with salt water while the rock spins at one revolution per day to see if it affect the rock's tilt. You can that it wouldn't.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;1404691; said:
The decrease in weight at the poles and the increase in weight at the equator would be infintesimal compared to the total weight of the planet. The deepest part of the ocean is 35,840 feet (about 6.8 miles), while the average ocean depth worldwide is around 4000m (2.5 miles). Compare that with the diameter of the Earth (over 7,900 miles). That would be like taking a circular rock about a foot wide and spraying with salt water while the rock spins at one revolution per day to see if it affect the rock's tilt. You can that it wouldn't.

Explain the rainbows coming out of the ground then, science boy.
 
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