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jlb1705

jlb1705

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My roommate just started a Race for the Heisman, and when he chose his school, he went to Miami University. So, for his first game, he has to play the Buckeyes. As a matter of principle, I cannot allow myself to do anything short of rooting for the computer on this one.

If I ever play as another team on this game, I make sure it's in a situation where I don't have to play the Buckeyes. Is everyone else here that way?

Right now, it's the second quarter on his game, and he's up 7-3 on the Buckeyes. What he doesn't realize is that he's playing this game on Varsity. I'll be sure to apprise him of that when the game is over. It's on Varsity still because I had to buy a new Xbox yesterday to replace my old one, and I had only changed the settings in my own Dynasty. If he wins, his victory will be completely hollow - just like his soul.
 
Update: he just called Ted Ginn a "fucker" after he stripped the ball on a punt return. Buckeye FG, it's now 7-6.

Update: He just called A.J. Hawk a "stupid bitch" when he stripped the ball from his CREATED RB. Touchdown, Pittman! 13-7.

Update: My roommate just threw an awful pick to Carpenter with :20 left in the half. After a big completion to Hamby, Huston nails the figgie to send the Bucks into the locker room with a 16-7 halftime lead. My roommate had four turnovers in the first half.

I can't switch it to Heisman, but why should I? The carnage on Varsity is entertaining enough!

Update: My roommate's created RB just got dropped for a loss after he got stuck on his lineman. He called the lineman a 'cocksucker', which was pretty funny. What was even funnier though was that that lineman was the video game version of a guy we really went to high school with, who really is a cocksucker. Good scouting by EA.

Huston just tacked on another FG. 19-7 with 3:08 left in the 4th.

Wrapup: 19-7, good guys. Go Bucks! He's playing Central M*ch*g*n now. If he can't get right against them, I'm gonna have to drop it down to JV for him. :rofl:
 
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He just lost 44-13 to CMU. :rofl:

He finally won a game when he simulated against Kent State. I need to kick him off. I can't let him disgrace my Xbox like this. He thinks I'm an ass for not letting him have my Xbox Live password, but you all can see why that is.
 
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jlb1705 said:
He just lost 44-13 to CMU. :rofl:

He finally won a game when he simulated against Kent State. I need to kick him off. I can't let him disgrace my Xbox like this. He thinks I'm an ass for not letting him have my Xbox Live password, but you all can see why that is.
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Dude you have got to be kidding me is this kid XBOX challenged or what?
 
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The only way he'd be able to compete is if he was the Raiders... Bo Jackson!
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Or Marcus Allen for that matter - I beat my friend once by breaking a 99 yard TD with 10 seconds left, down by 3. He never expected a run in a million years :) God I miss that game.


Tell your roomate this - make him feel worse. I am playing on Varsity with Youngstown State, after moving them to 1A and joining the Mac. I am undefeated going into the Mac championship game :)
 
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jlb1705 said:
My roommate just started a Race for the Heisman, and when he chose his school, he went to Miami University. So, for his first game, he has to play the Buckeyes. As a matter of principle, I cannot allow myself to do anything short of rooting for the computer on this one.

If I ever play as another team on this game, I make sure it's in a situation where I don't have to play the Buckeyes. Is everyone else here that way?

Right now, it's the second quarter on his game, and he's up 7-3 on the Buckeyes. What he doesn't realize is that he's playing this game on Varsity. I'll be sure to apprise him of that when the game is over. It's on Varsity still because I had to buy a new Xbox yesterday to replace my old one, and I had only changed the settings in my own Dynasty. If he wins, his victory will be completely hollow - just like his soul.
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I think it would be fair to clear up that he is playing with Miami OHIO, not Miami, FLORIDA. Pair that up with a bad video game player, and its almost understandable.
 
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My roomate is the same way, but I wont let him get online on my ps2 because he is god awful. He was Texas at home and I was grambling state and I won 40-39. This kid will never go online under my name. Thinks im a total ass though too.

AND I will also never play against Ohio State. It's just not right.
 
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