RugbyBuck
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As promised, given the league-wide lunch meat bye week, here are the long-awaited and completely unverifiable Pre-Season Top 5 Competitive Seafood Rankings:
1. Crab - Versatile with both a good offense and defense; exceptional lateral movement
2. Salmon - Nobody else has the heart of this squad. They'll keep coming at you (uphill/upstream, even) the whole game; will literally fight until they're dead. Their defense is suspect, though, as they rely primarily on quickness and evasive tactics
3. Tuna - Bland, but always in the middle of things; think the scUM of the Seafood League.
4. Shrimp - They seem to be everywhere at once, however, there's very little fight in this squad. Look for them to drop their first game to this year's dark (sea)horse, Crawfish.
5. Crawfish - A mid-major regional power that is primed for the jump to the big leagues. All the swarming presence of shrimp with the defense and attacking ability of crab. This hot and spicy squad may set the league on fire.
Dropped out of the Top 5: Lobster - This squad just took its perennial top two ranking for granted and mailed in the season last year. Sure, they have all the measurables you want, but they've been slow and rather sluggish of late. If it weren't for the vaunted and much overrated speed of the FLORIDA spiny lobster, there'd be none at all.
1. Crab - Versatile with both a good offense and defense; exceptional lateral movement
2. Salmon - Nobody else has the heart of this squad. They'll keep coming at you (uphill/upstream, even) the whole game; will literally fight until they're dead. Their defense is suspect, though, as they rely primarily on quickness and evasive tactics
3. Tuna - Bland, but always in the middle of things; think the scUM of the Seafood League.
4. Shrimp - They seem to be everywhere at once, however, there's very little fight in this squad. Look for them to drop their first game to this year's dark (sea)horse, Crawfish.
5. Crawfish - A mid-major regional power that is primed for the jump to the big leagues. All the swarming presence of shrimp with the defense and attacking ability of crab. This hot and spicy squad may set the league on fire.
Dropped out of the Top 5: Lobster - This squad just took its perennial top two ranking for granted and mailed in the season last year. Sure, they have all the measurables you want, but they've been slow and rather sluggish of late. If it weren't for the vaunted and much overrated speed of the FLORIDA spiny lobster, there'd be none at all.
