Fuck the Jardiance commercial. Maybe you wouldn’t need that stuff if you took care of your body.
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3074326
Proud lunatic fringe
Hey Starbucks
Your commercial with the dude playing the violin is bullshit. “Let’s overplay the shit out of a commercial featuring a repetitive part of a song that has also been overplayed for years.” Eat a bag of rotting dicks you stupid fucks. Your coffee sucks anyways and you used to use insect parts in your espresso.
Your commercial with the dude playing the violin is bullshit. “Let’s overplay the shit out of a commercial featuring a repetitive part of a song that has also been overplayed for years.” Eat a bag of rotting dicks you stupid fucks. Your coffee sucks anyways and you used to use insect parts in your espresso.
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3074326
Proud lunatic fringe
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Kay’s god damned “I get to love you” commercial makes me want to never love again. I’d rather die alone and miserable than hear that piece of shit song one more time.
(Context - I must have TVs on all day at work, that fucking commercial plays sooooooooooooooooo much. Go out of business, Kay. Lab-printed diamonds are prettier and cheaper anyways without being covered in the blood of Africa)
Anyways, I feel a little better now.
Kay’s god damned “I get to love you” commercial makes me want to never love again. I’d rather die alone and miserable than hear that piece of shit song one more time.
(Context - I must have TVs on all day at work, that fucking commercial plays sooooooooooooooooo much. Go out of business, Kay. Lab-printed diamonds are prettier and cheaper anyways without being covered in the blood of Africa)
Anyways, I feel a little better now.
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The all over body deodorant commercials. Maybe if you took a shower or washed your hooha, you wouldn’t need to spray it….. just saying
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DaiMonMoore
Heisman
I live in Kentucky and I just saw some commercials from a local bank (Central Bank) with John Crapapari about "excellence"
You'd think somebody from the bank would say, "Yeah let's not show these commercials for about a month right now..."
You'd think somebody from the bank would say, "Yeah let's not show these commercials for about a month right now..."
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BuckBackHome
Wolverine is largest member of weasel family
I'm just going with anything that involves a Manning. It doesn't matter which one or what the product is.
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
Club Cracker commercial with the ladies sitting around a table singing "cheese and perfect crackers" or something like that. 
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The Starbucks commercial with the hulking tranny jumping for joy to work there is a bit much.
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
I cut the chord on my able back in 2009 and haven't looked back. I haven't even seen a commercial in years. I pay for YouTube Premium so I don't have to see ads. I'd imagined that TV had become insane but now I'm really, really glad that I haven't been watching all these years.
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