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MililaniBuckeye said:
Bowl season before Christmas...get ready to see three-four jewelry ads every fucking commercial break...
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The worst part is, we all understand why they are targeting us and using football to do so. All I ask is they make the commercials actually appeal to us.

Make the shit funny and you have a better chance at getting my $ than the current "lets annoy them so much they throw money at us to make it stop" marketing campaign.

You want to sell some jewelry folks? Put some big tittied blonde on there who tells us what she's willing to do for jewelry.

The Leo cut will get you a hummer
The Tolstoy gets you laid
A couple of carats gets you anal sex
etc etc etc

Speak to me in my language if you want to reach me you non marketing fucks.
 
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Every time I see a commercial for the colored diamonds, I think of this scene from Beautiful Girls (sorry couldn't find vid):

Kev: It's a trend in diamonds. Champagne. It's a nice stone.

Willie Conway: Yeah, no, I heard about this. It's a new trend in the diamond trade, they're trying to create a new market.

Tommy: Oh, right, right. yeah. They were callin' 'em "piss", but they weren't moving any units. What's with you, man?

Paul Kirkwood: What?

Tommy: Well, how much you pay for this brown rock?

Paul Kirkwood: What difference does it make?

Tommy: Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Make the [Mark May] funny and you have a better chance at getting my $ than the current "lets annoy them so much they throw money at us to make it stop" marketing campaign.
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The one that's both annoying and genuinely disturbing at the same time is the one where the guy buys the 8-10 year girl a diamond necklace because he's going to marry her mom, and the "mom" beams like it's the sweetest thing she's ever seen. No, bitch, it's fucking disturbing and reaks of pedophilia...
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
The one that's both annoying and genuinely disturbing at the same time is the one where the guy buys the 8-10 year girl a diamond necklace because he's going to marry her mom, and the "mom" beams like it's the sweetest thing she's ever seen. No, bitch, it's fucking disturbing and reaks of pedophilia...
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Yep that's at the top of the list but strictly on the annoying front, if I were on that plane with the flying waitress on the intercom about him going to jared, she dies. No matter what, before they got me, she dies. If I can get the engaged couple before the cops subdue me then it's a bonus.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Yep that's at the top of the list but strictly on the annoying front, if I were on that plane with the flying waitress on the intercom about him going to jared, she dies. No matter what, before they got me, she dies. If I can get the engaged couple before the cops subdue me then it's a bonus.
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Now I have some perspective. All of your previous posts make perfect sense now.......
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
The one that's both annoying and genuinely disturbing at the same time is the one where the guy buys the 8-10 year girl a diamond necklace because he's going to marry her mom, and the "mom" beams like it's the sweetest thing she's ever seen. No, bitch, it's fucking disturbing and reaks of pedophilia...
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That one's been around for a while, and it always gives me the creeps, too. Was sorry to see they resurrected it this year.

Aw, how sweet! He's marrying both of them. Maybe they can get their own series on TLC.

Hey, lady: Grab your kid and RUN!!
 
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Crump's brother said:
With Jane Seymour giving it her Gilf-tastic seal of approval.
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"Together, we make football."

The NFL has an amazing ability to develop stupid, silly marketing campaigns. The only thing worse is how often they run the ads.
 
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I'd like to thank the peckerhead sumbitch from Honda that decided the world was ready for some more Michael Bolton. A lot more Michael Bolton as a matter of fact.

I'm getting carpel tunnel reaching to mute the fucking t.v every 10 minutes you pricks.

Thanks
 
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