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Add me to the hatah list for the Miller beer ads, with their "working-class hero" confiscating their product from every group of people who meet with his disapproval. 'Scuse me, but where do I apply to receive the free, donated Miller beer these people apparently received? Oh, there isn't any such program? Then how did these unfit people acquire said beverage? Ohhh, they bought it. So, then, it belongs to them? As in, how do I say this, they own it? Doesn't that mean the Miller Man is robbing these people? Was I not supposed to notice this teensy loophole? Judging from the ads, anyone with enough active synapses to notice little details like that aren't Miller's target demographic, anyway. hate. :(
 
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The light beer commercials with the asshats saying "No, I don't care how it tastes" to the smoking hot female bartender. I mean H Christ, when you're ripping off the Progressive commercials ("It's a European Shoulder Bag") you have really hit rock bottom.
 
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Two with exaggerated sounds irritate the fuck out of me:

  1. The KitKat one where they try to make something rhythmical out of everyone snapping and munching their KitKats
  2. The KFC one on the subway with the guy yelling on the cell phone about "Going off the grid" and then the chick eating a piece of "extra mutha fuckin' crispy" chicken with the muffled crunch so loud it drowns out everything

The overblown sounds don't make the products more appetizing, it's just plain fucking annoying. I immediately mute both fuckers when they come on...
 
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HonuBuck;1717840; said:
Two with exaggerated sounds irritate the fuck out of me:

  1. The KitKat one where they try to make something rhythmical out of everyone snapping and munching their KitKats
  2. The KFC one on the subway with the guy yelling on the cell phone about "Going off the grid" and then the chick eating a piece of "extra mutha fuckin' crispy" chicken with the muffled crunch so loud it drowns out everything
The overblown sounds don't make the products more appetizing, it's just plain fucking annoying. I immediately mute both fuckers when they come on...
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This.

Those stupid Vlasic pickle commercials where, supposedly, the snap of someone biting into a pickle scares the bejesus out of everyone else are just fucking retarded.
 
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HonuBuck;1717840; said:
Two with exaggerated sounds irritate the [censored] out of me:

  1. The KitKat one where they try to make something rhythmical out of everyone snapping and munching their KitKats
  2. The KFC one on the subway with the guy yelling on the cell phone about "Going off the grid" and then the chick eating a piece of "extra mutha [censored]in' crispy" chicken with the muffled crunch so loud it drowns out everything

The overblown sounds don't make the products more appetizing, it's just plain [censored]ing annoying. I immediately mute both [censored]ers when they come on...
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buxfan4life;1718219; said:
This.

Those stupid Vlasic pickle commercials where, supposedly, the snap of someone biting into a pickle scares the bejesus out of everyone else are just [censored]ing retarded.
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Agreed. I can't stand the sound of somebody eating or chewing. If I can hear you, you're doing it wrong.
 
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jlb1705;1718250; said:
Agreed. I can't stand the sound of somebody eating or chewing. If I can hear you, you're doing it wrong.
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There was an EAS commercial that had Brady Quinn and a bunch of other douchenozzles drinking that crap and then saying something like "now I'm done".

I just love hearing people chug and swallow on the radio. :pissed:
 
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Bucklion;1711458; said:
The light beer commercials with the asshats saying "No, I don't care how it tastes" to the smoking hot female bartender. I mean H Christ, when you're ripping off the Progressive commercials ("It's a European Shoulder Bag") you have really hit rock bottom.
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The new one is especially annoying. "When you care about how it tastes, put down you purse and I'll give you a Miller Lite." My reply, "When you decide to treat me a like an actual paying customer, I'll refrain from reaching over the bar and smacking your bitch face."

I hope some bartender actually asks me that someday, so I can say, "Do you care how your teeth taste?"
 
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AT&T commercial with the orange drape things.

It's the song. It has no rhythm or anything that makes me want to hear it ever again. I fucking hate that song so much. I actually looked up the artist so I could make sure to never listen to him.

It's Nick Drake by the way. Avoid.
 
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