First off, I don't know how I missed this thread, but tons of comedic gold in here.
Just going over the ones that really stuck out to me.
Buddy's Carpet- "I don't care about making money, I just love to sell carpet!!!!"
STFU and give me free carpet.
Aspercream had an add out for like 3 weeks that they changed...
Was-"You bet your sweet Aspercream"
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrv6-viEUk]YouTube - You bet your sweet aspercreme![/ame]
Then-"You bet if it's Aspercream."
Someone's head got chopped off for that.
Jack Maxton...I hate you...
"Home of the best DOG-GONE deals..Woof Woof...Jack maxton Chev..." STFU!!!!!!!!!!!
Romanowski;1509704; said:
And I saw a techno version of the slap chop infomercial on ESPNU the other night.
Long Version...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA]YouTube - DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"[/ame]
Cash for Gold - get a check in 24 hours, Really, Really??? STFU How much for? And good luck getting your refined gold back after it's sent. Get out of here.
Indoor Gardens- Seriously. No i don't want to turn my "droopy plants" into a garden of cacti or a underground pot factory. I may just shove that Cactus where the sun doesn't shine.
Wendy's 2.99.... 2.99 is back :2004:
Byers- gun in mouth
I don't have herpes but I may take Valtrex just because of how much fun they have when they take it.
Le Cordon Bleu- AAAAhhhh you won't fire up my life with cooking school sorry.
Education Connection- You Are SOOOOOOOOOO Annoying!!!!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Kv-KYpD10]YouTube - College in Pj's | :60 TV Commercial[/ame]
Radio Shack-
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8J_gkWgEI]YouTube - Product Tree Farm[/ame]
Jared- Crossword commercial- 13 letter word for it... Shutthef*ckup.
I think that is it but I am sure I'll come across another one.