Comment on movies disturbingly in one sentence.

[BUCKYLE]

Schindler's List:
Corrupt factory owner uses slave labor to rip off customers

 

[LostLassie]

Pretty Woman:

Version of Cinderella requiring more suspension of disbelief than any Road Runner cartoon, set in an alternate reality where no one has heard of vicious pimps, heroin-filled syringes, HIV, the Green River killer, or the high statistical probability that the aforementioned Pretty Woman received her initial vocational training during childhood by being repeatedly raped.

 

[Saw31]

I was going to post again but am feeling more tired than witty, so people help me with these:

Saving Private Ryan.

They all call for it. . .

Matt Damon can save his own ass. Matt Damon sucks.

 

[ScriptOhio]

The Crying Game: Guy has the hots for a nice looking woman and gets a blow job from her only to find out later that "she" is actually a man.

It doesn't get any more disturbing than that.....

 

[Dryden]

Shawshank Redemption: Convicted murderer escapes prison to run a tour boat business in Mexico after embezzling millions from New England prison system and framing the warden.

 

[TDunk]

The Neverending Story: Bullshit, the movie actually ends.

 

[BayBuck]

Tarzan: after his parents are murdered, baby is kidnapped, has the rest of his life set to Phil Collins ballads.