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[Bucknut24]

so how long into the movie the line is yelled " YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!"

 

[WolverineMike]

I got a buddy who is stationed in Hawaii. Said he got to be an extra during some the filming.

 

[BUCKYLE]

The line about the kid "rising from enlisted to officer faster than anyone in the history of the US Navy" to bullshit. I've seen enlisted personnel who already had their degree prior to enlisting turn right around and apply, and get accepted, for a commission within a year.

Wait...wait...movies aren't real?! OMGZ!!!!!!!11

so how long into the movie the line is yelled " YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!"

I'm tired of these motherfucking Spine-bellied Sea Snakes on this motherfucking battleship.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm tired of these motherfucking Spine-bellied Sea Snakes on this motherfucking battleship.

Already been done on a submarine. It was as bad as it looks.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Already been done on a submarine. It was as bad as it looks.

THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!!!!!!11

 

[Magua]

THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!!!!!!11

Man, what the fuck has Jake Taylor become after all these years?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!!!!!!11

I know, right? Air tight seals on the doors that would keep snakes from getting? Pshaw! Let's hunt the fuckers down!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Man, what the fuck has Jake Taylor become after all these years?

Still better than playing for the Indians.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I know, right? Air tight seals on the doors that would keep snakes from getting? Pshaw! Let's hunt the fuckers down!

Before we become the hunted...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Wait...wait...movies aren't real?! OMGZ!!!!!!!11

It's not like more than a few members of the Navy and military in general will watch the film. At least have a fucking military advisor on the set or review the script as to avoid such stupid shit...

 

[jwinslow]

Somehow I don't think that realism was a high priority for a movie with gigantic, sneaky alien ships.

That line was to get girls to see the movie.

 

[Muck]

It's not like more than a few members of the Navy and military in general will watch the film. At least have a fucking military advisor on the set or review the script as to avoid such stupid shit...

It's a movie based off of a friggin' Milton Bradley board game.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

It's a movie based off of a friggin' Milton Bradley board game.

I don't recall too many alien spaceships in the board game...

 

[generaladm]

Already been done on a submarine. It was as bad as it looks.

So, does that mean: a) Krista Allen doesn't get naked, or b) Krista Allen does get naked, but has had so much plastic surgery she looks like an alien?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So, does that mean: a) Krista Allen doesn't get naked, or b) Krista Allen does get naked, but has had so much plastic surgery she looks like an alien?

SciFi (fuck this "SyFy" nonsense) original = no boobies.