Columbus Crew SC (2008, 2020, 2023 MLS Champions)

[AKAK]

Please suck your own dick

I'm so happy its called a ding!

 

[OHSportsFan]

Fuck giroud

Be good looking or be good at football. Pick one, asshole.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Seeing-eye single for Cucho!

 

[OHSportsFan]

CREEEEWWW

 

[OHSportsFan]

Greatest team the world has ever seen

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

4 minutes seems criminally low considering the time Camacho and Murillo were down.

Oh, shiiiit! Turn out the damn lights now!

 

[AKAK]

I don't even know what to say. They simply cause complete chaos to end these matches and it's this very civilized affair where they just lean on you and make you chase and then they just release the fuckin hounds

 

[AKAK]

Be good looking or be good at football. Pick one, asshole.

I have never been good at either

 

[AKAK]

Be good looking or be good at football. Pick one, asshole.

Anyway this is the best American club team ever and they will take our coach soon but I will enjoy this as long as I can

 

[AKAK]

Be good looking or be good at football. Pick one, asshole.

He's a handsome Canadian

 

[OHSportsFan]

This all coming off the back of Save the Crew makes it so much more special.

They tried to take this from the city and fans.

I’m enjoying this run as much as any team I’ve followed.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Oh and it’s fun to actually watch my team lift a trophy(ies) for a change instead of some villainous team that makes me hate sports.

 

[TooTall]

The ORIGINAL Black and Gold. Nancy is legitimately the best MLS manager of all time, and it isn’t even particularly close.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Half the team out on national duty and the 4th string GK picks up a red card in the 45th minute meaning….Sean Zawadski is now in goal?