Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops

[MD Buckeye]

Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops - Yahoo! News

Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops

SPRINGFIELD, Ore. - For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?

"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen," the clinic's radio ad says. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."

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Wtf?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Gee, I never got a "recovery package".

Neat Family Guy segment:

Family Guy - Vasectomy | Cartoons & Comics | Funny Videos, Pictures and Jokes at JibJab

 

[CCI]

Gee, I never got a "recovery package".

me either a couple volume 10's and out the door, outpatient.

 

[scooter1369]

This is a brilliant idea. But they should use this plan for NASCAR.

The less they breed the better.

 

[Jake]

That almost makes me wanna have a vasectomy...almost.

 

[NFBuck]

This is a brilliant idea. But they should use this plan for NASCAR.

The less they breed the better.

Motion seconded.

 

[Taosman]

Blue Balls Special......................:tongue2:

"Feels like the first time....the very first time!"

 

[BB73]

This is just nuts.

 

[Gatorubet]

Get cut while you watch March Madness or get cut with nothing on the tube.

Either way, it wouldn't make a vas deferens to me when to get a vasectomy.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Now that's putting the balls in your court...

 

[WoodyWorshiper]

This is a brilliant idea. But they should use this plan for NASCAR.

The less they breed the better.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read here. VERY nice scooter!

To anyone out there who is considering this procedure, believe me, it's one of the easiest "scary" things you'll ever do. Pick a cool Doc with a hot assistant. When I went in for my consult ( I scheduled my surgery for exactly 10 days after my 2nd child was due) I let it be very well known that I was "nervous" about shaving my own balls before my procedure. Doc and his assistant (who was a spitt'in image of Jillian Barbarie) assured me that this would be taken care of the day of my procedure by them not to worry. Pisser was that the day I went in, "Jillian" called in sick and "DOC" who resembled Groucho Marx got to shave the fellas. Thank God this guy was as funny as Groucho. Local wiped out any pain during the procedure, there was one point during the procedure that he said I would feel a slight "pull" which I assumed was when he tied something together. Little uncomfortable but nothing major. When finished, I complimented "Doc" on how painlesss he made this procedure and thanked him for such, he replied"wait till I rip the tape off your dick" which he did right then and THAT was a stinger!

After the procedure, they send you home with a prescription for mega-pain killers. I always opt out of these, so just went home to deal with it. I figured that after being a baseball catcher for 6 years that this would be a cake-walk, and it was. After the local wore off in about 3 hours, you could tell "something" happened down there but is was nothing that would put you down. I actually went outside and dug a 100 ft. trench to bury speaker wire and mounted my outdoor Bose 150's on the patio that day. AND, the most beautiful thing was the 10 straight days of required Blow-Jobs that the Mrs. kicked up to make sure all the little "swimmers" had officially been drowned!

Peace.