Cleveland Indians Thread of Malaise (2014 Season)

[MaxBuck]

Christ, watching these pussies trying to hit is like watching two Alzheimer's patients try to fuck.

Q: Would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

A: Parkinson's, of course. Rather spill a half-ounce of scotch than forget where I put the damn bottle.

 

[Zippercat]

Christ, watching these pussies trying to hit is like watching two Alzheimer's patients try to fuck.

TMI

 

[OsUPhAn]

Good to have Ole ' Murph back for the walk off. If the blew that I would have quit.

 

[OHSportsFan]

So, I guess these guys are OK when it's a Buckeye football weekend and no one is paying attention to them?

Hopefully they keep that up with everyone watching the Browns get pantsed this afternoon.

 

[OHSportsFan]

3 game sweep scoring 2, 3, and 2 runs.

Wow. Sox are terrible.

 

[buckeyemania11]

So is Carrassco for real or is this just an all time fluke run of luck?

 

[NFBuck]

Nope. Still shitty.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Nope. Still [Mark May]ty.

Seriously.

 

[Zippercat]

Nope. Still [Mark May]ty.

 

[AKAK]

Nope. Still [Mark May]ty.

Epic shittiness.

 

[NFBuck]

Lousy twat biscuits.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Lousy twat biscuits.

They do something shitty tonight?

edit- I should say, did they do something particularly shitty tonight? or just usual?

 

[OHSportsFan]

nvm, just saw score

 

[NFBuck]

Lousy buncha scrotum licking snot bubbles.

 

[NFBuck]

Took both games of the double header. Still shitty.