Cleveland Indians 2015 Thread of Barely Restrained Contempt (BALLS)

[Bucklion]

at least they haven't found a way to be down more than 1 run after 1 batter

Give them time, I am expecting a 6 run homer given up by McFastball soon

 

[Zippercat]

Thanks for that report. I was wondering about their attempts to make that place more "fan friendly". The way the guys are trying to play a game called baseball they might as well turn the whole damn Stadium into a playground/bar. At least in that regard, it may be of some benefit to the people who go there. By the way, you forgot a food report:)

Sorry, no food report. With 4:00 start we stuck to the beers at the ballpark and went to Winking Lizard after the game. Well, I did get an ice cream cone in the 8th inning after last call.

 

[JCOSU86]

It is now Mid-May, 1.5 months into the season and Sports Illustrated's World Series Champions have won exactly 1 (ONE) series.

1 series win (Houston, the first series of the year)
2 Split (White Sox, Blue Jays)
7 lost (Tigers x2, Twins x2, White Sox, Royals x2) <- notice all are divisional opponents

Fuck this team.

 

[Bucklion]

It is now Mid-May, 1.5 months into the season and Sports Illustrated's World Series Champions have won exactly 1 (ONE) series.

1 series win (Houston, the first series of the year)
2 Split (White Sox, Blue Jays)
7 lost (Tigers x2, Twins x2, White Sox, Royals x2) <- notice all are divisional opponents

Fuck this team.

Thank God none of those series matter

#howbaseballworks

 

[JCOSU86]

Thanks, Lion from talking me off the ledge.

 

[NFBuck]

It is now Mid-May, 1.5 months into the season and Sports Illustrated's World Series Champions have won exactly 1 (ONE) series.

1 series win (Houston, the first series of the year)
2 Split (White Sox, Blue Jays)
7 lost (Tigers x2, Twins x2, White Sox, Royals x2) <- notice all are divisional opponents

Fuck this team.

Mr. Ford?

Ford count-- 3

 

[Saw31]

 

[buckeyemania11]

Dont worry guys.....according to the comical optimists its "still early"!

 

[Zippercat]

Dont worry guys.....according to the comical optimists its "still early"!

 

[NFBuck]

Another game, another blowout.

Ford count-- 4

 

[OHSportsFan]

Good stuff, Kluber.

 

[AKAK]

Good stuff, Kluber.

Yeah.. Tuned in about the 4th. Glad I did. Han solo can suck it till tomorrow.

Still shitty.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Any life Kluber may have gave the team yesterday was,promptly shit on by the bullpen today.....good stuff turds.

 

[Bucklion]

1/3 in the series...I mean I am shocked as fuck here. Does this make them 1-11 in openers now? Can't wait for the Reds, when Billy Taveras Gary Pettis Hamilton out hits our corner outfielders.

 

[Zippercat]

Amazingly, Chen's ugly performance tonight actually lowered his ERA, from 13.50 to 12.79.

THE TRIBE:

THE WORSE THEY LOOK!!