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Cleveland Indians 2015 Thread of Barely Restrained Contempt (BALLS)

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Saladbar can strikeout a bunch and be good when hes on.....but when hes off its ugly, Basically him.Carrasco and Bauer are the same......and the whole no run support thing from the potato offense. Then you got McAss and Shithouse as the "other" pitching options *facepalm*
 
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May be they should send the entire Indians roster down to Columbus for a couple weeks if Salazar's performance was any indication of what a two-week hiatus to the Clippers can do for you. Perez can stay but the others….

Edit: Kluber can also stay. Anyone who saw the bottom of the sixth Friday night the only way to describe it is :slappy:
 
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So McGascan and Tin Shithouse have already flamed out of the rotation...Saladbar and Bull Durham look good for now, but a 5 inning, 18 run performance over 3 starts is just a matter of time for each of them. Who's next? Bruce Chen? Marcum? Trade for Ubaldo back? Dig up Bob Lemon?
 
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This season had disaster written all over it from.the start.

The offense still cant hack.their way out of a wet paper sack.

Zero reliable starting pitching depth (get ready for a run of lulzy scrap heap signings)

And the injuries have started already 2 weeks in.

Benny Hill music please.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
This season had disaster written all over it from.the start.

The offense still cant hack.their way out of a wet paper sack.

Zero reliable starting pitching depth (get ready for a run of lulzy scrap heap signings)

And the injuries have started already 2 weeks in.

Benny Hill music please.
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They just need to get Swisher healthy again and they will just be fine:rofl:
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
This season had disaster written all over it from.the start.

The offense still cant hack.their way out of a wet paper sack.

Zero reliable starting pitching depth (get ready for a run of lulzy scrap heap signings)

And the injuries have started already 2 weeks in.

Benny Hill music please.
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We can add that Brantley's back is going to hurt all year...so expect 2014 Kipnis numbers from him

We still have an everyday 3B that can't field a simple grounder

The star catcher is out for 2 months, and the pitching has suffered

The bullpen looks like a Borowski/Perez/Wickman gascan special

And to top it all off...the hitting at AAA has been exponentially worse than here...I think they have one guy hitting over .200
 
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