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Cleveland Indians (2011 Season)

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Watching this team for the last month, I'm calling 76-86 come October, that'd be 36-52 from here on out...just too many holes in this lineup to sustain any kind of extended winning periods from here on out, my IMO.

In the grand scheme of things, if you would have told me that would be our 2011 record back in late March, I'd have been quite satisfied.
 
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3074326;1944829; said:
I feel bad for Carrasco. Santana should buy him a car, or get better at everything.
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Yeah, that was [censored]ing brutal.

Tomorrow, Masterson vs. Cain...don't like that matchup given how Justin has been pitching the last month. Sunday, Carmona vs. who gives a [censored], might as well just hand the Giants 5 runs and skip ahead to the 5th inning to save time. Really needed to win that one, especially how well Carrasco pitched. :shake: At least we don't see Lincecum, so maybe they can avoid getting no-hit.
 
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Another thing, how Austin mutherf*cking Kearns is still on a major league roster is beyond the scope of my comprehension. They claim they're serious about competing, yet they keep the worst player in the major leagues on the roster. Grab the #4 OF from Akron and he's at least as effective as that piece of drift wood. Jesus, that pisses me off.

Oh, and now Choo may be out, so Kearns can continue sucking unabated because there's another spot open. There are at least five nearly auto outs in that lineup with Choo out (not that he's necessarily done shit, but he's been somewhat better lately). This is the road trip that breaks the season...literally and figuratively.
 
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NFBuck;1944832; said:
Another thing, how Austin mutherf*cking Kearns is still on a major league roster is beyond the scope of my comprehension. They claim they're serious about competing, yet they keep the worst player in the major leagues on the roster. Grab the #4 OF from Akron and he's at least as effective as that piece of drift wood. Jesus, that pisses me off.

Oh, and now Choo may be out, so Kearns can continue sucking unabated because there's another spot open. There are at least five nearly auto outs in that lineup with Choo out (not that he's necessarily done shit, but he's been somewhat better lately). This is the road trip that breaks the season...literally and figuratively.
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Don't even fucking get me started on Austin Kearns...if this guy wasn't some brutally overhyped prospect 10 years ago or whatever it was, he would be nowhere near a major league roster. He would be the same place Wonderful Terrific Monds and Troy Neel are right now...but no, since some assercycle said he was a "5 tool player" back when he was drafted, some shitbrain like the Indians brass feel the guy deserves a spot because he "has experience". Fuck. That. Shit. I could put a rack of bats in left and a case of Pabst at the plate and they would get to as many balls with the glove and bat as Kearns. Without Hafner, who is a liability because he can't even pick up a fucking glove and stand like a statue at first anymore, this team is Stone Cold Fuckshit at the plate. Brantley is hobbled, Choo is hurt, Sizemore stubs his dick every other game, Santana doesn't even look like he's playing the same sport right now, Orlando has been a waste everywhere he plays the last month and a half, Hannahan is good leather but terrible stick, and other than Asdrubal Cabrera, the rest of the roster is made up of career castoffs who hit .212 like Travis Buck, Shelly Duncan, and Lou Marson. I can't figure out for the life of me how this team has won this many games thus far, but I think the jelly is off the rubber, and it's bareback time the rest of the way.
 
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Bucklion;1944838; said:
Don't even fucking get me started on Austin Kearns...if this guy wasn't some brutally overhyped prospect 10 years ago or whatever it was, he would be nowhere near a major league roster. He would be the same place Wonderful Terrific Monds and Troy Neel are right now...but no, since some assercycle said he was a "5 tool player" back when he was drafted, some shitbrain like the Indians brass feel the guy deserves a spot because he "has experience". Fuck. That. Shit. I could put a rack of bats in left and a case of Pabst at the plate and they would get to as many balls with the glove and bat as Kearns. Without Hafner, who is a liability because he can't even pick up a fucking glove and stand like a statue at first anymore, this team is Stone Cold Fuckshit at the plate. Brantley is hobbled, Choo is hurt, Sizemore stubs his dick every other game, Santana doesn't even look like he's playing the same sport right now, Orlando has been a waste everywhere he plays the last month and a half, Hannahan is good leather but terrible stick, and other than Asdrubal Cabrera, the rest of the roster is made up of career castoffs who hit .212 like Travis Buck, Shelly Duncan, and Lou Marson. I can't figure out for the life of me how this team has won this many games thus far, but I think the jelly is off the rubber, and it's bareback time the rest of the way.
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The worst part is that the bullpen has been playing their ass off. Fuuck I hate trying to type sobera. we blow.
 
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Skip: Larry, what's our record?
Larry: 40-34
Skip: How the hell'd we ever win 40?
Larry: It's a miracle.
Skip: It's a miracle.
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The bus from Columbus needs to get rolling....

Chiz is 7-13 with 2 HR a 3B and 13 RBI since coming off the DL

even *gasp* Luis Valbuena would be a better option right now than Orlando Cabrera/Jack Hannahan/Adam Everett/Austin Kearns on the roster

Jason Donald is performing well there since returning from injury

Eziequiel Carrera is hitting .300 there and leading the league in SBs....a much better OF option than Kearns

Zach McAllister is 8-2 with a 2.82 ERA 64K/19 BB....when does he get a shot?

wouldnt it make since to give some of these guys a shot instead of continuing to trot out proven bums?
 
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sipp Walks a .240 hitter to load the bases

then [censored]ing BALKS in a run (the winning run) 1-0 Giants...game over

you cant make this [Mark May] up....the Comedy Indians are back...giving games away like its nothin'

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