Cleveland Browns (official thread of Masochism 2015)

[Bucklion]

Thank the good lord...maybe a badassed Samoan can help this colander of a defense. No way we steal Parker at 19, but they could still get a good WR.

 

[Jake]

Shelton looks like a good solid pick. Nothing wrong with an anchor on the interior defensive line. The kid has a brain too, so he's not another knucklehead.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Disappointingly respectable pick.

 

[Bucklion]

Shelton looks like a good solid pick. Nothing wrong with an anchor on the interior defensive line.

Fuck yes. First time I haven't been tearing out my dickhair after a 1st rounder in a long time.

 

[Mike80]

Suzy Kolber is wearing a mumu

 

[Buckeneye]

At least they didn't pee down their legs on that pick...

Pick 19 worries me now though....

Trade down at this point. Unless Parker is there at 19.

 

[Mike80]

Trade down at this point. Unless Parker is there at 19.

I really hope Parker is there....the WR need is priority 1 now.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

Well the Browns drafted a guy wearing a dress to the draft and it really must be the year of the woman because I am loving the pick.

 

[colobuck79]

I am speechless. What a great pick! Pinch me.

 

[colobuck79]

Suzy Kolber is wearing a mumu

Still wood.

 

[Mike80]

This Andrus Pete's mom looked like a goddamn Klingon...

 

[NFBuck]

Disappointingly respectable pick.

Yep. Yaaaaaaaawn.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

This Andrus Pete's mom looked like a goddamn Klingon...

No doubt.

When that dude says looks aren't important to him you gotta believe him, that or he really used to drink a lot.

Almost Schwarzeneggerish.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

https://vine.co/v/e7v1Y3WwbZA

 

[buckeyebri]

There goes Parker...