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Cleveland Browns (official thread of Masochism 2015)

Bernie Madoff laughs at the Browns failures
Things more likely to happen than Browns success:

A successful porn career for Honey BooBoo's mom

Celebrating Jarred Fogle Day at the local elementary school

Charlie Sheen becoming a Priest

Hayden Christiansen becoming a better Batman than Christian Bale

JarJar Binks being named "most popular movie character of all time"

Paris Hilton and Sasha Gray both being nominated for Oscars over Merryl Streep

Steve Bartman being elected Mayor of Chicago

The end of the Super Bowl being preempted to cut to the tip off of a WNBA game

Gibraltar winning the World Cup...over the Faroe Islands

Mike Hart beating Ohio State
 
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As bad as it's going to look the Browns need to clean house and get the whole organization decontaminated. Jimmah needs to hire a real football person to sit at the top and go back to Tennessee. Let the new guy find a coach and GM and decide what to do with the picks. I would recommend checking with Dallas to see what Jerrah is willing to give for Manziel. I'm sure he would throw the Browns a low pick since he loves cancer. Draft Bosa in the first and a project QB in the 2nd-4th. Switch back to a 4-3 with Bryant, Bryant, Sheldon, Bosa as the DL. I would sit out FA this year and only fill positions of need after the big money has been spent. If they want to turn things around they need a good draft top to bottom. Keep the tank alive.
 
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Might be the greatest thing to happen to the Brownies in a while.

Instead of winning some meaningless game and missing out on the difference maker in the draft, we're marching to the #1 overall.

Maybe God doesn't hate Cleveland after all. This is a blessing in disguise.

Given how they've used their draft picks for the last oh--decade and a half or so: this is God loving the Browns the same way He loved the family that got a fabulous last-second deal on tickets for the Titanic.
 
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As bad as it's going to look the Browns need to clean house and get the whole organization decontaminated. Jimmah needs to hire a real football person to sit at the top and go back to Tennessee. Let the new guy find a coach and GM and decide what to do with the picks. I would recommend checking with Dallas to see what Jerrah is willing to give for Manziel. I'm sure he would throw the Browns a low pick since he loves cancer. Draft Bosa in the first and a project QB in the 2nd-4th. Switch back to a 4-3 with Bryant, Bryant, Sheldon, Bosa as the DL. I would sit out FA this year and only fill positions of need after the big money has been spent. If they want to turn things around they need a good draft top to bottom. Keep the tank alive.
They just need to send this franchise to LA and call time of death. They will never be able to replace the franchise that once was the real Browns.
 
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