Cleveland Browns (official thread of Masochism 2015)

[Sgt Brutus]

So it looks like the JT deal the Browns wanted was Broncos 2017 1st, 2016 2nd for JT and the 2016 5th. Broncos wanted JT and the 2016 3rd. Honestly when Manning retires that 2017 1st rounder might be halfway decent so it wouldn't have been a bad deal. Far better than the 1st and 2nd this year that was reported yesterday at 4. If the Browns were going to fire sale they needed to move everyone. Just trading JT would have sucked. He needs to go into the HoF as a Brown.

A halfway decent pick we can waste on a bust

I wouldn't be so opposed to trading JT if I had any confidence in the front office and their drafting abilities

 

[exhawg]

A halfway decent pick we can waste on a bust

I wouldn't be so opposed to trading JT if I had any confidence in the front office and their drafting abilities

At least there would have been a 99% chance of a new FO by 2017. But seriously has any team fucked up the draft more than the Browns for the past 15+ years?

 

[Mike80]

At least there would have been a 99% chance of a new FO by 2017. But seriously has any team fucked up the draft more than the Browns for the past 15+ years?

Even when they make the right pick (e.g. Thomas), they fuck up everything else around him so there's still nothing that could remotely be called successful...

 

[Buckeneye]

So on a scale of 1 to an Adele relationship, how bad do we think tonight is going to be?

 

[CookyPuss]

So on a scale of 1 to an Adele relationship, how bad do we think tonight is going to be?

Are you kidding? This is exactly the kind of game that these Ass Clowns win to give the fanbase false hope before crushing our souls yet again... or the Bungles will just ape rape them.

 

[Bucklion]

So on a scale of 1 to an Adele relationship, how bad do we think tonight is going to be?

Somewhere between Lamar Odom with a Kardhashian and Lamar Odom with hookers and herbal viagra

 

[Sgt Brutus]

So on a scale of 1 to an Adele relationship, how bad do we think tonight is going to be?

Chris Brown and Rhianna bad

 

[Bucklion]

Chris Brown and Rhianna bad

Whitney Houston and Bobby Browns crack pipe bad

 

[CookyPuss]

Yeah, on second thought, definitely ape rape.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

 

[OHSportsFan]

Throw everything you own on the Bengals tonight.

 

[Shaun Goater]

So on a scale of 1 to an Adele relationship, how bad do we think tonight is going to be?

Johnny Football and whatshername bad. The fighting in the car along that road in Avon and having the cops and eventually TMZ involved part of it.

In truth I almost think the Browns will overperform the negligible expectations tonight and only get moderately battered.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

the replies to this vine are priceless

 

[OHSportsFan]

 

[Shaun Goater]

Good grief, the NFL Network pregame hosts are trying like all hell to polish this turd.