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Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

Suck it, Squealers
I know every fanbase has their assholes, and I'll choose to believe that the Steelers have the same proportion as all the others. So it's probably just that I'm a Browns fan and notice the assholes more. But Cripes - this kind of game couldn't have happened to a better fanbase.
Terrible Towels. No one cares that you brought your own napkin to the football game.
Mike Tomlin. There's no good guy on that topic. One, you fire him because he only makes the playoff every year and only wins the Super Bowl once. But on the other hand, he's a whiny bitch-ass bitch. Get off the field if you aren't trying to trip the opponent.
What's with Watt getting on the headset and yelling at the DC? Get your cornhole back on the bench and order me some popcorn. Whiny bitch-ass bitch. Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit try to make it sound like he's so awesome for doing it. No - he's a blowhard fuckfuck with a fuckhole for a face.
Remember when he went in the media crying because Garrett broke his record for sacks in a season, saying that it's in 17 games? Then someone brought up that Garrett got 23.0 sacks in 540 plays (23.4 plays per sack), and Watt got 22.5 sacks in 758 plays in 2021 (33.7 plays per sack). Don't give me this garbage that Garrett got more chances, whiny bitch-ass bitch.
I used to like Aaron Rodgers. Then he became a whiny bitch-ass bitch. Then he left Green Bay, and ended up in Pittsburgh. Good. You can go be a whiny bitch-ass bitch in the circle-jerk.
 
So the offense was all kinds of ass in the second half…then put together a GW drive. The kicker channeled Phil Dawson. The defense gave up 2 scores but stopped a 2-point try. I don’t know what to make of this team realistically…but they have a weaker schedule and winning is sure a hell of a lot better than losing.
 
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The only thing that would have made that game better, would be not to have to listen to Herbstreit spew his bullshit for three hours.
Yeah. How about the 1 play they flagged the Browns for 3 penalties? Herbie calls for offensive PI for push-off (which looked like that on replay). But when official says it's defensive, he just goes along with it. Stick to your guns Herbie. The receiver clearly initiated and continued contact. Looked like he threw a block downfield.
 
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It's funny how historically you look at the next several games on the schedule and you think well, that's a loss, that's a loss, that's a loss. This year you look at it and think well, that's a win, that's a maybe, that's a win. As a long suffering Browns fan, I know in my heart of hearts that they are all going to be losses.
 
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I only count 9??

Pittsburgh Steelers (4)​

  • Cameron Heyward — DL
  • Jack Sawyer — LB/DE
  • Will Howard — QB
  • Cameron Johnston — P
Malik Harrison (LB) was cut by the Steelers at the final roster deadline.

Cleveland Browns (6)​

  • Michael Hall Jr. — DT
  • Ronnie Hickman — S
  • Dawand Jones — OT
  • Quinshon Judkins — RB
  • Denzel Ward — CB
  • Luke Wypler — C
You probably forgot that Denzel Ward was a buckeye... ha ha
 
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