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Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

I once floored a '67 Ford Galaxy 500 on a lonely desert highway to see what it would do and by the time I hit 110 I chickened out and let off. Lord only knows how fast that beast would have ran.
I drove a car on cruise control at 132mph in Montana, summer of 1986. I was steering the car from the passenger seat, since I was 15 at the time. Mitsubishi... as I recall. Car was slick, that's for sure. Fastest ive been behind the wheel for was probably 125 or so up near alum creek when it was horse shit and hay fields. Trusty 1985 Honda Accord, hatchback. Lmao.
 
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Not top speed, but stupid driving shit when young. Senior in HS and decided to race my buddy from downtown Toledo out to Whitehouse, OH on the expressway. We just had dinner at Spaghetti Warehouse and had girls riding shotgun. Neck and neck. He was in left lane and me in the right. Approach two semis running side by side. I gunned my 1989 Grand Am onto the on-ramp to 90 and passed them. Beat my buddy by 15 minutes. Also the Browns will disappoint me this year again.
 
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It’s hilarious to listen to the drooling hosts on the Fan play up Shadoozle like he’s the second coming of Otto Graham all of a sudden…I heard 2 separate shows today ready to trade Gabriel and cut Pickett now before they even get to camp.
 
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It’s hilarious to listen to the drooling hosts on the Fan play up Shadoozle like he’s the second coming of Otto Graham all of a sudden…I heard 2 separate shows today ready to trade Gabriel and cut Pickett now before they even get to camp.
Those two will perform better than him if given a chance. What are the odds that happens?
 
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It’s hilarious to listen to the drooling hosts on the Fan play up Shadoozle like he’s the second coming of Otto Graham all of a sudden…I heard 2 separate shows today ready to trade Gabriel and cut Pickett now before they even get to camp.
Sub prime has to keep out of his own way long enough to win the job.

Does he have enough points on his license to make it to the fall?
 
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Those two will perform better than him if given a chance. What are the odds that happens?
The first week? 100%. Maybe even leading up to the first preseason game. But then the ZOMG WE WANT SHEDEUR chants in the stands and mouth-breathers on the radio will take over halfway through the third quarter, he will go in there and make 2 impressive throws against guys who will be bagging groceries in 3 weeks, and then ZOMG WE HAVE TO PUT HIM IN THERE because Stefanski doesn't want to piss off Jimmah, and he'll be starting game 2.
 
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Class action lawsuit filed over funding plan for Browns' stadium​

Ohio Republicans' strategy for funding a new domed stadium for the Cleveland Browns using residents' unclaimed funds violates multiple provisions of the state and federal constitutions, according to a class action lawsuit filed in county court.

Former Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann and former state Rep. Jeffrey Crossman, both Democrats, filed the expected legal action in Franklin County Common Pleas on Monday on behalf of three named Ohio residents, as well as all other individuals whose unclaimed funds were being held by the state as of June 30, 2025. They have asked the court for an injunction to stop the plan.

The lawsuit argues that taking money from the state's Unclaimed Funds Account to pay for the stadium that Haslam Sports Group is planning for suburban Brook Park, south of Cleveland, violates constitutional prohibitions against taking people's private property for government use, as well as citizens' due process rights. The city of Cleveland has fought the plan.

The litigation challenges specific provisions in the state's two-year, $60 billion operating budget that diverts more than $1 billion in unclaimed funds to create an Ohio Cultural and Sports Facility Performance Grant Fund and designate $600 million for the Browns as its first grant.
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Just sayin': Who knew the state of Ohio had $60B in unclaimed funds?
 
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