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Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

Browns media in Cleveland thinks they will win between 6-8 games this season.

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Maybe now Ken and Mary Kay and the twatwaffles will stop with the “are we just a QB away from contending?” dreck. This roster is awful. There are 5-8 NFL starters (including the punter) and 15 or so quality backup level guys. That’s it. The o line is awful, the receivers are bit players, the DL is no longer elite, the linebackers are bodies, and the secondary is meh at best. Jacksonville is a playoff team…they are so far away from that they needed binoculars to see them today.
 
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I’m going against the grain here. Being employed by the Cleveland Browns as a coach is arguably the best gig of all. Sign lucrative contract, knowing deep down this is a dead end position and guaranteed to get fired, but you build a buyout clause into your contract where you get a 5 year annuity after getting canned. It’s a win, win, win. Then you get to laugh every month when that $50,000 slug hits your bank account while you’re collecting even more coin at your next gig.
 
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I’m going against the grain here. Being employed by the Cleveland Browns as a coach is arguably the best gig of all. Sign lucrative contract, knowing deep down this is a dead end position and guaranteed to get fired, but you build a buyout clause into your contract where you get a 5 year annuity after getting canned. It’s a win, win, win. Then you get to laugh every month when that $50,000 slug hits your bank account while you’re collecting even more coin at your next gig.
Had to look up Monken’s contract. $50 million for 5 years.
 
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