Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

[Buckeneye]

I quit being a Browns fan a few year back. My doctor said it added 10 years to my life.

Sadly it's probably not even hyperbole at this point.

 

[Jake]

Holy shit. I didn’t even know Berman was still alive. That is some of the worst plastic surgery I’ve ever seen.

holy shit.

If they're going to use a 60-something with a ton of plastic surgery, then bring on Linda Cohn.

 

[Don Muenz]

Originally I thought it made sense to sit him and just tank the last two games. Now I realize he needed to play these last two games to guarantee the tank.

This is straight-out hilarious.

 

[Don Muenz]

And, Pittsburgh decleats another Browns’ back!

 

[Jake]

Joe Burrow watching this game.

 

[Jake]

Browns have lost 24 straight when trailing by 8 or more at any point in the game. How do you justify giving the QB a big payday?

He's got another chance to end that streak tonight. I don't like his chances.

 

[Don Muenz]

Even if he does tonight, resigning him would be iron pyrrhite, for certain.

 

[exhawg]

Even if he does tonight, resigning him would be iron pyrrhite, for certain.

I'll give him 5 years 25 mil.....total not per year with nothing guaranteed.

 

[exhawg]

Scottish Hammer going to be back next week.

 

[NFBuck]

I quit being a Browns fan a few year back. My doctor said it added 10 years to my life.

Same. Thanks, Tom Heckert (RIP)!

That dumb fuck (RIP) drafting Brandon Weeden finally caused me to tap out after 12+ years of bamboo shoots under the old fingernails.

 

[NFBuck]

Fat Ben has 123 yards passing on 45 attempts and is winning by 9 points. That is fucking amazing.

 

[Jake]

Chubb has 56 yards on 11 carries, while Mayfield has 8 completions in 23 attempts.

Tank in process.

 

[AKAK]

It's clear Chubb is on strict pitch count

 

[NFBuck]

9 sacks allowed? Did I fall asleep and wake up in 2000?

 

[NFBuck]

Fat Ben has 123 yards passing on 45 attempts and is winning by 9 points. That is fucking amazing.

46 attempts now. It’s 104 yards adjusted for sacks. I’m not sure we are all grasping how fucking incredible this stat is.

He has thrown the ball 46 times, netting 104 yards. That’s 2.3 ypa on FORTY SIX attempts. And he’s winning by 12. In no world should that be possible.