Cleveland Browns (2017 Thread of Chlamydia)

[exhawg]

I instantly wanted to throat punch the Browns fans they showed on NFL Network high fiving and being giddy over this pick. One of them was wearing an Ohio State hat. That was embarrassing.

Me too. Same fuck sticks that loved Johnny Fuck up. Most Browns fans are dumb.

 

[Bucklion]

wait folks.. just when you thought they couldn't go full retard

Wait What? Josh Dobbs, come on down!

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

agaiin with the trolling?

 

[colobuck79]

Watch them draft johnny football with the next pick. Fuck

 

[Jaxbuck]

wait folks.. just when you thought they couldn't go full retard

Holy shit

this can't be real

 

[NFBuck]

And to think I actually was starting to believe this [Mark May] was behind us. Then this.

Ain't gonna lie, I kinda thought maybe this time they knew what they were doing. I even argued earlier in this thread analytics guys wouldn't waste a pick on a guy that is literally all hype. Then, once they traded from 12 to 25, it clicked. You cannot escape your destiny, and the Clowns destiny is to suck into perpetuity.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Holy [Mark May]

this can't be real

 

[Bucklion]

33 and 108 for a guy no one has ever heard of? Color me surprised.

 

[Jaxbuck]

At 29, the Browns select TE David Njoku

fucking who?

 

[NFBuck]

The real "Battle of Ohio" is fought on draft day and the Browns just laid damn near permanent claim to the title.

There is no other Ohio pro sports franchise that can fuck anything up this badly.

Ever.



I still can't believe it

Brady Quinn, Brandon Weeden, Johnny Foosball...this Clown Show has had that well in hand for years. This is just the grand slam in the top of the ninth, up 16 runs.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Holy [Mark May]

this can't be real

Please fuck this up more.

 

[Bucklion]

CBSSports immediately gives the Browns their only F grade for gerbil

 

[NFBuck]

At 29 the Clowns draft Wilton Speight, because fuck you that's why.

 

[colobuck79]

The bad news is that Garrett with have microfracture knee surgery sometime in the near future.

The worse news is that peppers won't.

Yep. Garrett will never see the field. Kill me.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

its official I need a new team... where should i join the bandwagon.. Steelers feel like the right choice just to troll the Browns.

 

[Bucklion]

At 29 the Clowns draft Wilton Speight, because fuck you that's why.

And then Mo Speights