Cincinnati Reds 2023 (sell the team Bob)

[Bestbuck36]

Who's the cow on Bally Sports Cincinnati now? Surely there is better talent than this chick to put on there with Lecure.

Need a win today but with Weaver going it's likely a toss up

 

[Jaxbuck]

So now Colin fucking Rea is going to go full Cy Young on us.

sigh

 

[Jaxbuck]

Willy Adames is spanish for "Bill Hall"

no talent ass clown 200 hitter that makes a year of stats off his games against our shit pitching

 

[Bestbuck36]

Either Stephenson sucks as a game manager or Weaver is a dumb fuck on the mound. Could be both I guess but I'd be damned if I let the same fucking guy beat me over and over again!

 

[Bestbuck36]

Alright Elly create chaos!

 

[Bestbuck36]

First chaotic moment he causes a throwing error. Second moment he's now on third. It's unreal how stupid he makes the other team look when he gets moving.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Domo arrigato, Mr Joe Votto! LEGEND

Tie ballgame bitches.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Will Benson, best #9 hitter in baseball history. Jebus he's killing it.

Edit: I totally had to look it up and someone has already compiled a list. Pretty sure Benson isn't going to stay there long enough to qualify but he'd demolish it if he did.

Bottom Feeders: The Best No. 9 batters in baseball history

 

[Bestbuck36]

The Weaver experiment is dead. He just sucks ass.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I can live with getting beat by the Braves. They are good.

Getting beat by guys who wouldn't be able to make a good MLB roster is maddening.

wRC+ for these Reds killers
Brian Anderson 89
Joey fucking Wiemer 86
Willy Adames 85
Brice Turang 54

Fifty fucking four. For context, there are only 2 guys on the Oakland roster sporting a lower wRC+ than this fucking clown because it tells you he is 46% worse than an average Major League ballplayer. You can't find many dudes in the 50's on rosters, let alone starting.

P.S.
For further context on a 54 wRC+, Billy Hamilton only ever had a number that low (53) once in his career as a Red. You are talking about a guy with less stick than Billy Hamilton.

 

[Bestbuck36]

@Jaxbuck you know it's bad when I felt better with Frenchie coming in than Weaver staying on the mound!

 

[Jaxbuck]

@Jaxbuck you know it's bad when I felt better with Frenchie coming in than Weaver staying on the mound!

Right?

Just keep fighting boys. There is no way they can keep this kind of offense up. They aren’t that good.

 

[Bestbuck36]

My God that umpire is fucking awful. Every single game we're saying this. How can they be that bad?

 

[Bestbuck36]

India is trying to break the single season record for GIDP I think.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Elly!!! Now take second and wreak havoc!