Cincinnati Reds 2023 (sell the team Bob)

[Jaxbuck]

Riddle of the Sphinx buddy

More like riddle of the 15lb dumBell

 

[Jaxbuck]

If you could bottle the testicular fortitude that Abbott possesses and give it to the rest of them, we’d never lose a game.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Since I brought it up, how much consideration should Abbott get for ROY if he keeps this shit up?

He's on fire!

 

[Jaxbuck]

So the POS with an ERA of 9 in AAA comes in dealing of course.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Outstanding play! Wow

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fraley flashes the leather. Needed that.

Well done boys.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Abbott is my MVP.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Abbott is my MVP.

The surname “Abot” is from the old Dutch meaning “large brass ball”. You know everything you need to know about our guy when you see he spells it with two B’s and two T’s.

Our best pitcher. There can be no question. Greene is our hardest thrower

 

[Jaxbuck]

I never feel comfortable with anything less than a 4 run lead in GABP. Abbott or no.

 

[Jaxbuck]

See

 

[Bestbuck36]

Pitch that fucking good and not even get the win. That sucks ass.

Stewies back up before CES??? Fuck me

 

[Bestbuck36]

Yaaaaaahhhhhaaahhaaaa

Stephenson is in a groove baby!!

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

Tyler Stephenson showing flashes... what a clutch swing.

 

[Dryden]

Lucas Sims owes Stephenson dinner for handing him the five pitch win.

 

[Bestbuck36]

I won't miss this umpire crew when they leave town. Jesus