Cincinnati Reds 2023 (sell the team Bob)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Even when you take away calling balls and strikes, umpires still suck. What on earth was he looking at?

 

[Bestbuck36]

Even when you take away calling balls and strikes, umpires still suck. What on earth was he looking at?

Maybe the guy had long fingernails

 

[Jaxbuck]

This piece of shit isn’t even going to be able to get out of the first inning is he?

 

[Bestbuck36]

Geesh lmao. Lord have mercy

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

How is there nobody available better than this! Fuck….what is Bronson Arroyo up to? Bring back the fucking hippie instead of this garbage every 5 days.

 

[Jaxbuck]

How is there nobody available better than this! Fuck….what is Bronson Arroyo up to? Bring back the fucking hippie instead of this garbage every 5 days.

Peak Lost Decade stuff right now.

Thank Woody for Abbott

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sweet blue baby Jesus do these pitchers suck.

….and MLB wants to expand!

My son picked the right time to be able to throw the ball 60’6”.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They should consider changing ERA to runs allowed per 1 inning.

Make these guys feel better.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sweet donkey dong! Was that a 1-2-3 inning?

 

[Bestbuck36]

We have 0 freaking lefties in AAA. How is that possible? I know we brought Abbott up but you'd think at least one out of 12 could throw the ball with the wrong hand. What a mess

 

[Jaxbuck]

We have 0 freaking lefties in AAA. How is that possible? I know we brought Abbott up but you'd think at least one out of 12 could throw the ball with the wrong hand. What a mess

Just have Weaver or one of these other slappy’s throw left handed. How bad could it be?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Babe Stephenson knocked the crap out of that one.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The endorphins have kicked in for both pitchers in response to the fight/flight response from the savagery they experienced in the beginning. They can’t feel anything and are pitching better.

Either that or the hitters are tired.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The guy in the front row, far left looks like Leslie Nielsen.

 

[Jaxbuck]

By William Tecumseh Sherman’s spurs! Another clean inning!!