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Cincinnati Reds 2022 (burn it all down)

Today's starting lineup highest BA .256. That shit is only going to get worse as they end up with more at bats. This is an All-Time bad team we have on the field this year.

The shortstops idiot brother Buck in to pitch now.

Never fight a land war in Asia and never have more than one Farmer on your team.

Everyone knows these things.
 
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2-3 weeks in now so lets start having fun with numbers. MLB teams ranked by wRC+ (a general measure of overall offensive effectiveness). Direct your attention to the figures at the bottom of the chart:

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Overall WAR is a fun one to look at too but there is a lot to take in here so I don't want to take the fun of finding new achievements of shitassery away from anyone.

26th in BB%
1st in K%
29th in ISO

:lol: you couldn't put a team together this inept if we turned our fantasy league into a hacking mass format and this is a certain owner groups idea of a real team. The product they actually put on the field.
 
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2-3 weeks in now so lets start having fun with numbers. MLB teams ranked by wRC+ (a general measure of overall offensive effectiveness). Direct your attention to the figures at the bottom of the chart:

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Overall WAR is a fun one to look at too but there is a lot to take in here so I don't want to take the fun of finding new achievements of shitassery away from anyone.

26th in BB%
1st in K%
29th in ISO

:lol: you couldn't put a team together this inept if we turned our fantasy league into a hacking mass format and this is a certain owner groups idea of a real team. The product they actually put on the field.

Yeah, but the pitching!

Oh wait....that sucks dick, too.
 
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You're a sick bastard. I haven't watched since the Braves series. I watch the gambling app update my cashflow every afternoon which is about it now. Fucks sake they are awful

The really impressive thing is when you really start digging into the numbers, how much worse than the second worst team in baseball they really are.

It's a massive gap. In some categories they are worse than second worst by more than #1 is better than say #12-16.

truly impressive work by the front office and ownership
 
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