Cincinnati Reds 2020 Season (useless twatwaffles in the playoffs)

[Jaxbuck]

Twinker leans into one. It’s his only hope.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Why. Why, on Woodys green fucking earth would you punch run here?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Freddy the fucking terminator Galvis!


Is there such a thing as enough?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This Colima dude sucks ass. The reds should trade for him. He just gets Reds baseball.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sexy American girlfriend....!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ok, seriously you specimen cups....save some for the next two games.

 

[Honor&Glory]

reading Jax tonight reminds me of the Saw31 drunk thread. i miss Saw31. but Jax will do.

 

[Jaxbuck]

reading Jax tonight reminds me of the Saw31 drunk thread. i miss Saw31. but Jax will do.

Pour a 40 for my homie

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gizmo does his part to dampen the rally.

fucking Canuck fuck

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Classic reds. Bases loaded with no outs and 2–3-4 coming up and they add nothing else.

mileys about to give up 6 runs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Suarez and Votto are about as useful as a set of cock flavored lollipops.

Hold on to your dicks, here comes the bottom of the pen with a 5 run lead.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Is this the corpse of Dave Miley or did he spawn another one?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Throw strikes you bag of fucking bricks

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fuckers will get swept and shutout in all 3 playoff games. Losing each 1-0 with every run scoring on an error by gizmo.