Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Ahiacitian]

Huh. I had no idea that “Jose Iglesias” was Spanish for “lightest hitting 5 hole hitter of all time.” Interesting lineup.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Huh. I had no idea that “Jose Iglesias” was Spanish for “lightest hitting 5 hole hitter of all time.” Interesting lineup.

Not to defend that mongoloid manager but when you only have 1 hitter while the rules require a 9 man lineup, there are going to be some holes.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Not to defend that mongoloid manager but when you only have 1 hitter while the rules require a 9 man lineup, there are going to be some holes.

When did they get 1 hitter?!?

 

[Jaxbuck]

When did they get 1 hitter?!?

Suarez woke up and decided to participate in the 2019 season (sort of)

Compared to the rest of the powder puff girls, he's Babe fucking Ruth

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Castillo


You fucking bum.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Puig can just go get absolutely fucked.

 

[Tanner]

my sincere condolences to anyone who, like myself, has votto on their fantasy team

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I could see 4 dongs and a dark alley

Shit! Must have clicked on the Zach Smith thread by accident. Thought this was the Reds thread.

 

[Mike80]

my sincere condolences to anyone who, like myself, has votto on their fantasy team

Told ya - he ran into one on Tuesday but it's not going to be a regular occurrence anymore.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Castillo


You fucking bum.

Our fantasy league is calling it rivalry week.

I'd say it's more like a "hold my beer" week for our two teams. Yikes.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Baseball fan signing on to say I like watching the Cubs lose. Thanks

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Suck it, Cubbies.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Puig has less intelligence than a retarded pack mule but always good to see the Cubs lose.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

When did they get 1 hitter?!?

I thought for sure he meant to say the Reds were one hit by some middling pitcher. Seemed the far more likely scenario.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Our fantasy league is calling it rivalry week.

I'd say it's more like a "hold my beer" week for our two teams. Yikes.

I hate you, because I have to agree. This week definitely beats a 12-0 beat down. It’ll take all season to recover from that 1 week.