Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Dryden]

Thames kill any spectators with a 535 ft moon shot yet?

 

[brodybuck21]

Thames kill any spectators with a 535 ft moon shot yet?

nope but he just tied it up 6-6 with a broken bat single on an 0-2 pitch off lorenzen

 

[Jaxbuck]

Votto can no longer hit major league pitching

 

[brodybuck21]

reds up 8-6 bott 6

votto 0-4 2 k's. now hitting .204. glad hes in the #2 spot EVERY FREAKING GAME

 

[brodybuck21]

peralta gives up a 2 run hr to grandal. tied 8-8 bott 6

 

[brodybuck21]

peralta is worthless

 

[Jaxbuck]

peralta gives up a 2 run hr to grandal. tied 8-8 bott 6

so double dose of good news for the Reds FO "plan"

1) it isn't just a slump for 2/3 of your position players. They are actually all sub replacement level players.
2) Now the pitching is going to come back to earth. Hard.

5th consecutive last place finish and likely 5th consecutive 90+ loss season.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I saw someone in the fantasy league picked him (Votto) up after I cut him.

Don't do it.

father time is undefeated, there is no big rebound coming. He's been a base clogging slap hitter for a year and half. It isn't going to get any better.

That was me. I’m getting my stink hole punched by Asdrubal Cabrera, so why the fuck not?

 

[Jaxbuck]

so why the fuck not

because he's worse than anyone else you have or could pick up for starters

 

[Jaxbuck]

BTW....a #6 is officially being worked up

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I am not at all comfortable reading that someone is gettin their "Stink hole punched" by a guy who's name is pronounced "Ass Dribble."

 

[Jaxbuck]

I am not at all comfortable reading that someone is gettin their "Stink hole punched" by a guy who's name is pronounced "Ass Dribble."

and needs Joey Votto to help somehow

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Piece of shit team. Yet another big early lead blown. Fucking garbage. Fire the whole damn team or better yet? Just fire me as a fan.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Piece of shit team. Yet another big early lead blown. Fucking garbage. Fire the whole damn team or better yet? Just fire me as a fan.

So...who has a better season?

A. Reds
B. Bengals
C. Silverbacks
D. Rockers
E. FC Cincinnati
F. Fuck this city's professional teams

 

[Jaxbuck]

So...who has a better season?

A. Reds
B. Bengals
C. Silverbacks
D. Rockers
E. FC Cincinnati
F. Fuck this city's professional teams

I don't know who C, D or E even are but I'll take them over A and B without even looking it up.