Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Tanner]

same ol' redlegs

 

[Jaxbuck]

He has to get paid before he stops trying though....

Once the Reds do actually pay someone he stops trying due to life threatening injury.

It's in their contracts I think

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[Jaxbuck]

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[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So, I see these dumb cocksuckers have decided to score a month's worth of runs tonight.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So, I see these dumb cocksuckers have decided to score a month's worth of runs tonight.

Classic Reds.

 

[Bucklion]

AKA they’re playing MiAAmi

 

[brodybuck21]

2 td's? Big deal

 

[Dryden]

2-8. Can Castillo pitch everyday?

 

[Jaxbuck]

2-8. Can Castillo pitch everyday?

as soon as they start hitting a little, he'll crater

book it

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

as soon as they start hitting a little, he'll crater

book it

And by "crater," I assume you mean he will suffer a freak career ending injury.

 

[Bucklion]

And by "crater," I assume you mean he will suffer a freak career ending injury.

That seems to only happen to Indians pitchers, who are in various stages of out for between 6 days and 4 years

 

[Jaxbuck]

And by "crater," I assume you mean he will suffer a freak career ending injury.

the first injury is never that serious, it's when they rush them back to participate in another 60 win season that careers are ended

 

[CFPBuckeye]

the first injury is never that serious, it's when they rush them back to participate in another 60 win season that careers are ended

Bingo. The initial injury is nothing. The rehab is where the stroke of death happens. Setback. Second opinion. Kremchek. Dead.