Cincinnati Reds 2018 season (It's that time of year again)

[Fungo Squiggly]

With this donkey show of a pitching staff, he could homer every fucking at-bat and they still wouldn't win 80 games.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Joey Votto: I’m tired of losing. Losing sucks.

Strikes out with one out and bases loaded in the 7th. Gizmo gonna Gizmo.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gizmo up as the tying run late in a game.

Let's see how this goes

EDIT

Drilled in the shoulder. Best possible outcome for him to be honest

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jesus these guys are pathetic

Duvall comes up bases loaded, 0 out and takes two hanging curveballs because he's looking for a fastball to drive. I'm ok with that but when twinkledick gets his fastball it saws him off like a bitch and he grounds into a Brandon Phillips.

Normal teams fail in the 65-70% range. The Reds fail in the 75% range.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Perfect so far!

 

[Bucklion]

It’s gonna be a battle between the Reds and Indians this year to be eliminated first

 

[Jaxbuck]

It’s gonna be a battle between the Reds and Indians this year to be eliminated first

Reds will run away with that one.

It's not even close.

17 games in April vs NL Central. They'll be out of it by Cinco De Mayo

 

[Jaxbuck]

Looks like the Cubs want to lose this one more than the Reds do.

Still time to change their mind though

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Looks like the Cubs want to lose this one more than the Reds do.

Still time to change their mind though

1 run coming on a ground out. Even a team that split with the Marlins is going to make them pay for that weak shit.

 

[Jaxbuck]

1 run coming on a ground out. Even a team that split with the Marlins is going to make them pay for that weak shit.

I dunno.

Vintage Reds/Gizmo:

• 2 straight, 4 pitch walks give them 2 on with 1 out
• Votto swings at 10th straight ball and grounds out weakly.
• Scooter swings at the first pitch he sees (11th in a row from a struggling pitcher) breaks his bat and makes out #3

They just do not miss a chance to fail

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I dunno.

Vintage Reds/Gizmo:

• 2 straight, 4 pitch walks give them 2 on with 1 out
• Votto swings at 10th straight ball and grounds out weakly.
• Scooter swings at the first pitch he sees (11th in a row from a struggling pitcher) breaks his bat and makes out #3

They just do not miss a chance to fail

It’ll come at my (and Iglesias’) expense.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Here it comes! Slightly ahead of schedule.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Here it comes! Slightly ahead of schedule.

close

 

[CFPBuckeye]

close

There’s still the ninth.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'll be damned. They won a game.

Good. Fuck the Cubs and their fans.