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Cincinnati Reds 2018 season (It's that time of year again)

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Oh who am I kidding... like I'd know what this thread is like when they're winning. The internet didn't exist in 1990
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Jaxbuck said:
I can't tell you how many times when they were supposed to be good it seemed like seasons went to die on west coast road trips.

Now that they are in a race for the #1 pick these slappy cocksuckers go 5-2

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brodybuck21 said:
defies all logic
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It's because this group shows up and neither the hookers nor the coke dealers take them seriously. Consequently, they stay on task... such that it is...
 
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So looking at the Reds...because I've given up on paying attention to the shitshow in Baltimore for now, I saw that Gennett is currently leading the team with a .891 OPS.

He may be a slappy, but whatever works I guess. His BABIP (the batting average only showing balls he puts into play) is an unsustainable .373 right now, so you can expect this to crater.
 
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You know what. If I was sucking as hard as Homer Bailey is right now (again) on a mound I'd have the dignity to drill the next guy. Then I'd drill the guy after that. I'd keep drilling them until there was zero doubt in the opposing dugout that I was doing it on purpose.

That way I am going out on my own terms, ejected for drilling hitters or ejected for my part in a brawl. Like a man, head held high, fists bloodied and venting furious anger on my opponents.

I would not be out there taking it in the ass like a gutless, brainless, talentless bitchmade sack of spooge like Bailey does.

It's sickening.
 
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He didn't even swing. I am as big a SABER guy as anyone but like anything else you can take the BB thing too fucking far

Suarez posses the only mix of male genatalia, a plan and the ability to hit MLB pitching on this entire team.
 
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