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Cincinnati Reds (2017 official thread of moose knuckle)

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but since it's news I'll throw out my .02;

1. Strailey is going to win the Cy Young award this year.
2. If, somehow, these mush's ever back their way into some worse-than-lottery-odds/black swan/random-stroke-of luck-wild card season ever again, Strailey and the Marlins will be the team to end it. What's more is they will end it in a spectacularly excruciating style. I'm thinking another playoff no hitter. Maybe a perfect game.
3. Huey, Dewey and Louie that are coming the Reds way will spend the remainder of their now doomed careers on the DL from a variety of bizarre gardening accidents or outright spontaneous combustion. I hope they have made plans for life after baseball because it's coming. Soon. Real soon.
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
I'm thinking of starting a GoFundMe to send Homer Bailey on a driving tour of the Dominican Republic.....anyone want to chip-in?








Too soon? Yeah, definitely too soon. Doesn't matter. Fuck this organization.
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He would just end up running over some actually talented good player and spend another season on the DL with PTSD
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
Who the fuck is Scott Feldman?
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another slop thrower who got his brains beat in pitching in Toronto last year

I guess the reds brain trust thinks that when pitchers leave the hitter friendly Rogers Centere and come to the cavernous expanse of GABP the numbers will just have to get better.

Reds FO is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
another slop thrower who got his brains beat in pitching in Toronto last year

I guess the reds brain trust thinks that when pitchers leave the hitter friendly Rogers Centere and come to the cavernous expanse of GABP the numbers will just have to get better.

Reds FO is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
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Ah, that was rhetorical....I probably should have gone with "Who gives a fuck?"
 
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Reds sign Desmond Jennings to minor league deal
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The veteran OF will be in camp in Goodyear.
by Wick Terrell@wickterrell Feb 9, 2017, 5:25pm EST TWEET
Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
The Cincinnati Reds and veteran free agent outfielder Desmond Jennings had been close to reaching an agreement for several days, but on Thursday they finally came to terms on a minor league deal, the team announced.



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The #Reds and OF Desmond Jennings (#27) have agreed to terms on a minor league contract with an invitation to Major League spring training.

5:03 PM - 9 Feb 2017

Jennings, now 30 years old, owns a .245/.322/.393 career line in 567 career big league games, all of which have come as a member of the Tampa Bay Rays. Knee and hamstring issues have limited him to just 93 games over the last two seasons, however, and have largely been behind his dismal .222/.295/.347 line in that time.

At least, that's what the Reds are banking on, since prior to those rough seasons Jennings had been a versatile, above-average regular capable of manning all three outfield positions.


Personally, I think it's a perfect move for the Reds to make at the moment, and I detailed my sentiments in wordier form here earlier this week. In short, he's always hit much, much better away from his cavernous former home park, and his righty swing and platoon splits make him a great potential complement to the lefty-heavy OF corps currently on the Cincinnati roster. If he's truly healthy - again, that's the key in all of this - I like his chances to rebound in 2017 in a 4th OF role slash platoon role.

If the Reds had guaranteed him money and playing time as part of this deal, that'd been a risk probably not worth taking, but that's not at all the case here. It's a minor league deal, yet it comes with an invite to Spring Training in Goodyear, AZ to show everyone he's healthy enough to fill the role laid out above. If he does, he'll earn around $1.5 million, according to The Enquirer's Zach Buchanan, a completely palatable number should he prove to be 100% again. And if he doesn't, the Reds won't be on the hook at all.

According to the Reds' tweet, he'll wear #27 for the time being. With that the case, here's to hoping he's more Scott Rolen than Ross Ohlendorf while repping that number.

http://www.redreporter.com/2017/2/9/14569012/cincinnati-reds-sign-desmond-jennings
 
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brodybuck21 said:
Reds sign Desmond Jennings to minor league deal
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The veteran OF will be in camp in Goodyear.
by Wick Terrell@wickterrell Feb 9, 2017, 5:25pm EST TWEET
Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
The Cincinnati Reds and veteran free agent outfielder Desmond Jennings had been close to reaching an agreement for several days, but on Thursday they finally came to terms on a minor league deal, the team announced.



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C4QWcEzVYAA08lu.jpg:small


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Cincinnati Reds

✔@Reds
The #Reds and OF Desmond Jennings (#27) have agreed to terms on a minor league contract with an invitation to Major League spring training.

5:03 PM - 9 Feb 2017

Jennings, now 30 years old, owns a .245/.322/.393 career line in 567 career big league games, all of which have come as a member of the Tampa Bay Rays. Knee and hamstring issues have limited him to just 93 games over the last two seasons, however, and have largely been behind his dismal .222/.295/.347 line in that time.

At least, that's what the Reds are banking on, since prior to those rough seasons Jennings had been a versatile, above-average regular capable of manning all three outfield positions.


Personally, I think it's a perfect move for the Reds to make at the moment, and I detailed my sentiments in wordier form here earlier this week. In short, he's always hit much, much better away from his cavernous former home park, and his righty swing and platoon splits make him a great potential complement to the lefty-heavy OF corps currently on the Cincinnati roster. If he's truly healthy - again, that's the key in all of this - I like his chances to rebound in 2017 in a 4th OF role slash platoon role.

If the Reds had guaranteed him money and playing time as part of this deal, that'd been a risk probably not worth taking, but that's not at all the case here. It's a minor league deal, yet it comes with an invite to Spring Training in Goodyear, AZ to show everyone he's healthy enough to fill the role laid out above. If he does, he'll earn around $1.5 million, according to The Enquirer's Zach Buchanan, a completely palatable number should he prove to be 100% again. And if he doesn't, the Reds won't be on the hook at all.

According to the Reds' tweet, he'll wear #27 for the time being. With that the case, here's to hoping he's more Scott Rolen than Ross Ohlendorf while repping that number.

http://www.redreporter.com/2017/2/9/14569012/cincinnati-reds-sign-desmond-jennings
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That's a lot of words and research considering we don't give a Fuck.

:)
 
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