Cheesy Buckeye Jokes Anyone?

[BooneHomes]

post one if you got one...no joke too cheesy!!!



One day in an elementary school in Ann Arbor Michigan, a teacher asks her class if the Michigan Wolverines are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Ohio State Buckeyes."
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan."

-Boone Homes Jr

 

[BooneHomes]

another?

One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Michigan fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Wolverine fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Wolverine, "I think this is another sign--we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Wolverine fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

- Boone Homes Jr

 

[3074326]

Michigan

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

One day, God comes down and visits ORD_Buckeye, a Michigan alum and a Wisconsin alum. He tells them that he's going to grant each a wish, starting with the Wolverine.

The Wolverine says, I wish Detroit went back to its glory days and the state of Michigan was economically thriving so all the Michigan alumni could return home and find goods jobs in Michigan.

God says, done!

The Badger, says I wish Milwaukee was a major city and the state was really thriving so that all Wisconsin alumni could move back there and enjoy life.

God says, done!

ORD says, so you're telling me that all of the Michigan alumni are back in Michigan? That all of the Wisconsin alumni are back in Wisconsin? That there are NO UM or UW alumni left in Chicago.

God says, "Yes, so what's your wish?"

ORD says, "then I think I'll have coke."


***apologies to Boondock Saints.

 

[Jake]

Buckeyes with cheese, not so good.

 

[jlb1705]

Jokes make my poop hard.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Cheesy Buckeye Jokes....hmmmm....let's see:

Those Buckeyes should be really gouda this year.

 

[PlanetFrnd]