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This may sound cheesy, but I totally respect humanity right now.

Everyone knows I am stoic. I admit nothing and pretend to feel nothing.

And those everyone, going back to high school, have all been calling about nothing. I guess it is a guy thing. "Did you see the VCU game?" "Dude check this out"

No mention of me having a rough time. Just awesomeness.

I either have always had really awesome friends or I am somehow lucky.
 
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kinch;1899712; said:
I would also mention that my black friends are the best at this. No idea why.

So suck it, whiteys.
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Hey. Give a cracka some love, man.

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kinch;1899712; said:
I would also mention that my black friends are the best at this. No idea why.

So suck it, whiteys.
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Peckerwoods get too emotional. Start talking about feelings and shit..or about the time they went thru the same thing. Fuckin' opressors. :shake:

Dudes aren't supposed to "talk". I don't care what modern psychology says about it. We're supposed to drink at the titty bar. That's how we get over shit. Sports and tits...beers and boobs. It's the 'Merican way...and seeing as how you're moving to Kentucky...you need to learn that.
 
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BUCKYLE;1899870; said:
Peckerwoods get too emotional. Start talking about feelings and shit..or about the time they went thru the same thing. Fuckin' opressors. :shake:

Dudes aren't supposed to "talk". I don't care what modern psychology says about it. We're supposed to drink at the titty bar. That's how we get over shit. Sports and tits...beers and boobs. It's the 'Merican way...and seeing as how you're moving to Kentucky...you need to learn that.
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Hilariously, you just nailed almost word for word what my friend said. I have never been a strip bar guy and he is insisting I go as an American. LOL
 
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kinch;1899875; said:
Hilariously, you just nailed almost word for word what my friend said. I have never been a strip bar guy and he is insisting I go as an American. LOL
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That's "Merican". "American" is for those fancy Nascar team owners, not the driver, pit crew or us fans.
 
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