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A teenager in the neighborhood was collecting money for the ACS. She left a SASE with me. I took off the stamp, threw the envelope away and didn't give her a penny. :biggrin:
 
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jimotis4heisman;1473744; said:
someone i know apparently sent mail to someone else i know, they knowingly (allegedly) didnt postmark it and used the person address as the return address.

other stories?
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I've pondered on that. My main concern would be that that bastards at USPS would catch on when something allegedly being mailed to Columbus from Florida is dropped in a bluebox in Columbus. From one point in Columbus to another, they would never know. Of course, the recipient would know what a cheap bastard you are when they got the envelope with the note "returned for additional postage" on it.

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that works?
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I don't know why it wouldn't....
 
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Bucky Katt said:
I've pondered on that. My main concern would be that that bastards at USPS would catch on when something allegedly being mailed to Columbus from Florida is dropped in a bluebox in Columbus. From one point in Columbus to another, they would never know. Of course, the recipient would know what a cheap bastard you are when they got the envelope with the note "returned for additional postage" on it.



I don't know why it wouldn't....
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it was the same geo area.
 
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jimotis4heisman;1473756; said:
it was the same geo area.
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I can't imagine it didn't work then.

I would never really do it. Might as well be stealing, in my eyes. Not that the government doesn't deserve to be stolen from these days.....


Another "BK is a cheap dick" story....

I buy the cheapest tissues I can find until I get sick, at which point I splurge on the medicated super-soft ones. I had just gotten over a cold, so I had some on the end table by my spot on the couch. The wife asked me to hand her one, so I de-plyed it into it's 3 layers and would only give her one ply of it at a time.

When they visit, her folks leave a quarter on the toilet tank to reimburse me for the cost of the water, toilet paper, and wear and tear on the commode.
 
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Bucky Katt said:
I can't imagine it didn't work then.

I would never really do it. Might as well be stealing, in my eyes. Not that the government doesn't deserve to be stolen from these days.....


Another "BK is a cheap dick" story....

I buy the cheapest tissues I can find until I get sick, at which point I splurge on the medicated super-soft ones. I had just gotten over a cold, so I had some on the end table by my spot on the couch. The wife asked me to hand her one, so I de-plyed it into it's 3 layers and would only give her one ply of it at a time.

When they visit, her folks leave a quarter on the toilet tank to reimburse me for the cost of the water, toilet paper, and wear and tear on the commode.
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i mean they mail in and around franklin county in that manner. (ex picktown from a ua drop box)
 
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My father used to get free samples of baby formula from drug reps. He got a case from a rep who knew my sister just had a baby. My father asked my brother to drop the formula off to my sister. He drives to the house and tells her she owed him $20. He wasn't kidding. My sister promptly told him to go fuck himself.

If only that was the only story...
 
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I have a cheap friend whose penny pinching ways can be a real cock in the ass.

We went to the Steeplechase in Nashville (where he now lives). So we crash at his place for free and we buy the food (no problem with this).

He gets the kegs for the event (which we pay for) and then has the balls to try to charge us $75 for being the designated driver.

I told him I'd give him $70 bucks if he let me slap the [censored] out of him and I'd take a $5 cab ride back to his place. Asshole.
 
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I've heard of a guy that got one of those fancy Canadian dishes because he's too cheap to buy satellite service, then tries to justify his cheapness by saying he needs his fix of CBC.
 
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