I don’t even know if I have it in me to bitch and moan.
I think I’ve reached some Joker level of twisted humor about this team.
Obviously rooting for the Buckeyes. But they can’t hurt me anymore after last week.
Run into the line 30 times? Ha, do it 31, we’re softening them up. I don’t even care! Bad interception? Cool, I like our defense more! Missed kick? Let’s fill the bingo card.
Hahah I’m kind of thinking the same…
Will still suck if we lose but there’s certain things you should accept about this years team.
1. We will start the game by giving up a few first downs and maybe even a touchdown.
2. We will have at a minimum 2-3 plays where we have them dead but they’ll somehow either get back to the LOS or more.
3. We will start our first offensive series with a throw to the flat.
4. IGB will get a 15 yard penalty in the middle of celebrating an incomplete pass.
5. We will be slow as fuck on offense (snapping with under 10 seconds on the play clock).
6. JJ Smith won’t touch the ball until the 2nd quarter.
7. We won’t run Will Howard even though we will mention he’s a weapon running the ball.
8. We have good odds of having a terrible turnover.
9. Will Howard will have 2-3 head scratchers
10. We will run a kick out we shouldn’t and get stopped at the 15.
11. We will let a punt bounce 15+ yards when it isn’t necessary.
12. We will hit a tough field goal (45 yards) but miss an easy one
I’m probably missing a ton of fun things like that
