Caption contest

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Pick one and give me your best caption:

 

[Thump]

"Homos."

 

[vrbryant]

MISSING:

This girl's breasts. $1,000 reward for information leading to the recovery of the breasts. Call (214)555-3252

 

[BrutuStrength]

This year's scUM cheerleader is model #1386969, a mannequin who's speaker system allows it to have sufficient bass to "moo" like a cow yet it is able to provide a high enough pitch that it can also squeal like a pig. Additionally, it's lightweight plastic construction makes it easy to move around the field.

Finally secured by a cheerleader's equivalent to training wheels, Tara manages to jump for the crowd.

 

[exhawg]

During the game the sucking around scum stadium became so strong that it nearly sucked away one of the scum cheerleaders. Luckily they had Gabby and Martha at the bottom of the pyramid to pull her back to the ground.

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

Top two.
She is smiling because she just remembered it was no underwear Saturday.:)

 

[Buckin' A]

Pick one and give me your best caption:

Titanic music playing in the back ground

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Wanda is the next contestant in "Throw me 10 yards so I can fellate a Horse."

Jane rips a giant smile when Dave (unpictured) rams a 10 pound bowling ball up her sphincter.

 

[BB73]

You know, even being upside down, everything about this place SUCKS!

 

[SWOhioBuckeye]

"Due to the state of the Michigan football team the UM school of marketing was tasked with coming up with ways to cheer up the fans. Their solution? A free blow up doll giveaway at the game. This beauty is named Margaret."