Caption Competition

[SparkyOSU]

When should we post a new picture???????
After this woman turns to dust??

 

[Dryden]

That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen!!!!

I know. It's 2006 and people still wear hip-packs?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Adds a new definition to the term "boner".

 

[tyrus]

I know. It's 2006 and people still wear hip-packs?

I think he is talking about the walk-man....hasnt this bitch ever heard of an I-POD?

 

[SparkyOSU]

The Ipod is to light wieght for her fitness regiem

 

[SparkyOSU]

Oprah displays her forever on going weight fluctuation problems.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

SIMV's worst nightmare

 

[HabaneroBuck]

After reading numerous reports about how obese the average American was, Mabel decided to solve the problem single-handedly.

 

[SparkyOSU]

I want a new one....

 

[SparkyOSU]

What happens when your diet consists SOLEY on Vodka, minus the fanny-pack.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

This year's winner for "Highest Breast to Body Weight Ratio"...

 

[SparkyOSU]

Been a while, so here ya' go:

"Who let grandma put her shirt on as shorts again? DAMMIT BOBBY!"

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Continuing his path down transformation lane, Michael Jackson opts to go incognito sporting a red wig and fake titties.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Water, it's what for dinner!

 

[RugbyBuck]

Water, it's what for dinner!

Congratulations, Colonel. We have a winner.