Can Turd get a table dance?

[exhawg]

Don't mind Hawg... he's just a Turd groupie

Is that a problem? :p

I'm just saying that if one was single and so inclined they could probably get women by going after Turd's leftovers. That Iowa story sounds more like Tucker Max than Turd.

 

[Buckin' A]

This thread stinks.....

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

Turd looks like he would have a lot of game as long as they were displaying this:

 

[sears3820]

Funny thing is a prominent poster on here once told me that when he was out with Turd, Turd's game wasn't much to write home about.

I think my first clue was when the girl pointed at Turd and asked me, "Did you bring this fag?"

It's a good thing he left when he did, she was damn near ready to peel him.

 

[Thump]

It's a good thing he left when he did, she was damn near ready to peel him.

What did he do to piss her off? Just being an arrogant jerk?

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Arrogant Jerk? Him? Nooooooo

 

[buckzip]

He would date himself if he could.

 

[sears3820]

What did he do to piss her off? Just being an arrogant jerk?

Turd's demeanor when he's out is pretty much equivalent to Billy Dee Williams' in the Colt 45 commercials. This particular girl was having no part of it and in so many words told him he wasn't all that.

It was Turd being Turd.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

I actually pictured Turd being more of the Johnny Bravo type when he's out

 

[brutusbabe]

He got phone numbers but he still went home with us at the end of the night.

I have given my phone number out many times, used a fake one of course, makes the guy think he has an in but then never had to speak to him again.


Welcome Back Turd, this place needs another pot stirrer.

 

[Brutus1]

I hope he picks women better than he picks football games.:!