Burger King Cologne

[BuckNutty]

Burger King cologne tops search charts, and yes, it's real

Burger King cologne will give you the chance to smell like a flame broiled juicy beef patty! I know you've been trying to figure out a way to get that certain Burger King je ne sais quoi to linger on your person long enough to impress your gender of choice.

Spritz it on before a date, and see just how long your partner can go before they have to take a bite! Spray it around the house to make your intended think thoughts of beefy hunger.

Or . . . you can do what I did and just laugh until you squirt diet soda out your nose. Who are they kidding??

 

[BigWoof31]

Meh - call me when then make Morton's Steakhouse Shower Gel.

 

[OCBuckWife]

60% of the time it works everytime.

 

[OCBucksFan]

It would definately make Simv more attractive to the women he prefers.

 

[gregorylee]

It would definately make Simv more attractive to the women he prefers.

if he could keep from chewing his arm off...

 

[NFBuck]

Fucking ewww.

 

[OCBucksFan]

It puts strange memories in my head of the planters peanuts commercial with the hideous bitch (that kyle would do in a heartbeat) rubbing peanuts on herself like perfume

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81NFaRjp5s]YouTube - Super Bowl ad: Planters Unibrow Girl commercial[/ame].

 

[Deety]

Whopper of a fail.

 

[Taosman]

The Burger King is creepy! I'd put the dog on him. :tongue2:
(but.....greasy burgers do have a certain fragrance that I find attractive)

 

[BUCKYLE]

The Burger King is creepy! I'd put the dog on him. :tongue2:
(but.....greasy burgers do have a certain fragrance that I find attractive)

You sick fuck.

 

[berryfan]

Just plain silly.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Just plain silly.

Who the hell is repping you for posts like this?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Who the hell is repping you for posts like this?

Hey, dickhead. They're repping him for giving massive Jammal Berry and Carlos Hyde updates.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Hey, dickhead. They're repping him for giving massive Jammal Berry and Carlos Hyde updates.

I just saw the word "silly" and went what the fuck? hey dick breath, don't you judge me!

 

[Deety]

Here's something of equal quality and originality.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQVyVyeWho"]YouTube - Star Wars Holiday Special clip[/ame]

May the perburgerfume be with you.