Burger King Cologne

[ScriptOhio]

Ass fragrance on sale; 50% off at Walgreens.

And I have been farting it away all my life for free.

 

[ArtilleryBuck]

Ass fragrance on sale; 50% off at Walgreens.

I've met some people who wear that stuff.

 

[BB73]

The scent reels them in, and then I tell them:

"It takes two hands to handle my whopper!"

 

[Deety]

The scent reels them in, and then I tell them:

"It takes two hands to handle my whopper!"

...when all a lady really wants to hear is, "Have it your way."

 

[ScriptOhio]

The scent reels them in, and then I tell them:

"It takes two hands to handle my whopper!"

...when all a lady really wants to hear is, "Have it your way."

My guess is that the lady would be wondering "Where's the beef".

 

[Deety]

ScriptOhio wins.

 

[The Man]

I made a cologne that smells like people that work at BK. I just mixed sh!t and vomit together and bottled it. Sales have been slow so far.....

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I made a cologne that smells like people that work at BK. I just mixed sh!t and vomit together and bottled it. Sales have been slow so far.....

 

[BB73]

My guess is that the lady would be wondering "Where's the beef".

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She does look like the type of woman that I attract.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I made a cologne that smells like people that work at BK. I just mixed sh!t and vomit together and bottled it. Sales have been slow so far.....

Leave me out of this, fucker.