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Bruce Pearl (Auburn Head Coach, Ongoing Asshat)

He's getting into politics, replacing shitfuck Tuberville with shitfuck Pearl. This country deserves everything it gets. A bunch of hilljack goobers deciding actual important issues by electing a sports ball buffoon.
Is that better or worse than electing a check writing local news anchor as mayor? Asking for a friend in Cincinnati.
 
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He's getting into politics, replacing shitfuck Tuberville with shitfuck Pearl. This country deserves everything it gets. A bunch of hilljack goobers deciding actual important issues by electing a sports ball buffoon.
I’m no fan of scumbag Pearl, but I don’t believe we’re in the poli forum here.
 
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I’m no fan of scumbag Pearl, but I don’t believe we’re in the poli forum here.
I don't believe anything I said had anything to do with individual politics. These people are fucking stupid and should not be in charge of policies outside of when to run wind sprints. That's not a political statement. Running for office doesn't immediately shield you from being called an idiot if you're an idiot.
 
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I don't believe anything I said had anything to do with individual politics. These people are fucking stupid and should not be in charge of policies outside of when to run wind sprints. That's not a political statement. Running for office doesn't immediately shield you from being called an idiot if you're an idiot.
Pearl had all the requisite sleaze of a career politician though.

It’s like he’s going back to his true calling after a stop in the private sector to make some money.
 
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I see him doing some War Dogs shit and then being the proprietor of a gentleman’s club for the ultra-rich and depraved in a redeveloped Gaza Strip. At any rate, any new act for him that isn’t something out of a Warren Zevon song seems like a missed opportunity.
 
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Shows how lucrative becoming a state Senator is, when you have a “lifetime contract” as HC of a basketball program…lolz.

He’s gonna make a solid politician tho……right in his wheelhouse (understand I’m not debating his actual politics….but Bruce Pearl is good for sound bites and has spent years developing lockerrroms).
 
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I don't believe anything I said had anything to do with individual politics. These people are fucking stupid and should not be in charge of policies outside of when to run wind sprints. That's not a political statement. Running for office doesn't immediately shield you from being called an idiot if you're an idiot.
Ok, so calling a current US Senator a shitfuck doesn’t have anything to do with individual politics, Got it.

And don’t think this is based on my political views, I deleted a post about US Senator Schiff the day before.
 
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Shows how lucrative becoming a state Senator is, when you have a “lifetime contract” as HC of a basketball program…lolz.

He’s gonna make a solid politician tho……right in his wheelhouse (understand I’m not debating his actual politics….but Bruce Pearl is good for sound bites and has spent years developing lockerrroms).

When a guy makes me feel like I need to go take a shower after just seeing him on my t.v. screen, well, that tells me he has the right stuff to be a great politician.
 
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I was thinking this morning that this really reminds me of Tony Bennett at Virginia putting the school in a bind due to him leaving the program so late (Bennett left UVA in mid-October). It didn't really work out for Virginia and the program obviously didn't name the interim a permanent coach.

Same goes with Pat Knight replacing Bob at Texas Tech (it didn't work out and Pat ended up at Lamar and now NAIA Marian).

You'd hope Auburn has a full search and I believe they will (Scheyer at Duke is really the best-case scenario for Auburn and succession...but that's Duke and this is Auburn).
 
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