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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

I've heard personal stories and he's been an asshole for awhile

Brian Kelly has already been written and sung about by August Campbell

Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight

Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight

You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight
And I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life

And I was talking to your mother, just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right"

And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life
And somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife

Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight
 
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Kelly to PSU is a good fit for personality and school culture actually.

Not sure how his buyout plays into it (is he one of the guys who loses money if he takes a new job this year?) but as bad a fit as he was with his fake southern bullshit, he's as good a fit with being an insufferable prick at Penn State.
 
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