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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (Temu Ed Orgeron)

It's really amazing how far one can get by throwing people under the bus and taking credit for things others have done. But eventually the chickens come home to roost. Let's hope that is what's happening to Killer Kelly now.


what's more amazing to me is that this type of stuff wasn't plastered all over the news at Notre Dame.
I can imagine getting away with it for a long time at a small school at least.

but at LSU, you're under a constant microscope. and I would have guessed that about ND too, but apparently not.
 
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what's more amazing to me is that this type of stuff wasn't plastered all over the news at Notre Dame.
I can imagine getting away with it for a long time at a small school at least.

but at LSU, you're under a constant microscope. and I would have guessed that about ND too, but apparently not.
My gut feeling is that covering up negative facts is sort of a cultural thing up at ND. The administration may have been unhappy with Kelly and just kept it quiet. If they did, it paid off since not only did they avoid buying out Kelly's contract, they probably received some sort of payment from LSU.
 
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Honestly, if Kiffin were to take the LSU job, he could do a lot worse than to hire Ogeron as his DL coach/assistant head coach for recruiting/player motivation guru and also use him as liaison to the local culture for him. Then he'd just need to give enough of a shit about defense to hire a more intellectual DC. At some point, the whole thing would probably come crashing down in some sort of legendary and bacchanalian way, but I'll bet it would work pretty well to extremely well for a while and provide solid entertainment for college football fans everywhere.
 
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Nutria might have a heart attack if that happened and this ended the great gumbo war
LSU rehiring the guy they paid $17mil to take a hike would be the most LSU thing ever.
There is no way in fuck Nootch is letting the tomato guy win the gumbo war.

I could have my dog shit in a bowl, add a little water and still beat the tomato guy.

Honestly, if Kiffin were to take the LSU job, he could do a lot worse than to hire Ogeron as his DL coach/assistant head coach for recruiting/player motivation guru and also use him as liaison to the local culture for him. Then he'd just need to give enough of a shit about defense to hire a more intellectual DC. At some point, the whole thing would probably come crashing down in some sort of legendary and bacchanalian way, but I'll bet it would work pretty well to extremely well for a while and provide solid entertainment for college football fans everywhere.
I changed my mind.
THIS would be the most LSU thing ever.
 
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With all the Brian Kelly talk today - I just wanna say he’s actually an asshole. I used to go to his camps when he was the coach at Central Michigan. Rolled my ankle pretty bad day 1 heading into my senior year. Gripping grass like I thought I was gonna die. Kelly comes over, looks at me and smiles and says “get this guy the fuck outta here”. I stayed at camp in a boot and crutched around - but ever since that moment - I’ve always disliked the guy. His assistants on the other hand - absolute class acts. Not sure why I’m sharing but felt like the right time. Fuck that guy. (And if you follow me, you know I really don’t speak like this often)
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There's an old Cajun saying about family, "Tout le monde est cousin ic," which means, "Everybody's kin around here." Unless you aren't -- and try too hard to prove you belong.

Kelly was a fantastic football coach at Grand Valley State, Cincinnati and Notre Dame. He went to LSU because he wanted to coach at a place that had the recruiting base, financial resources and football-crazed fans that would help him win a national title.

From his disastrous introductory speech at an LSU basketball game, in which he pronounced "family" with a fake Southern drawl that was thicker than roux, Kelly just never seemed to fit in.

And he wasn't blind to that. This offseason, Kelly worked with a Washington, D.C.-based image consultant to try to improve his public persona.

The problem wasn't that Kelly was from Massachusetts and had never coached at a school outside the Midwest. Saban was from West Virginia and had never worked at a school or NFL team in the Deep South before taking over LSU. But Saban was authentic and true to his roots and didn't try to hide what he was -- a demanding perfectionist who finally turned the Tigers into champions again after a title drought of 45 years.

On Saturday, Kelly even seemed to fall out of favor with Gov. Jeff Landry, who in the wake of the Texas A&M loss trolled LSU on social media about raising football ticket prices for 2026. Landry was then right in the middle of the discussions that led to the school separating from Kelly, according to a source close to the situation.

In the end, Kelly didn't win enough and tried too hard to prove to LSU fans that he was one of them. -- Schlabach/Rittenberg
 
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Holy shit. The Kelly we’ve seen this year is AFTER he paid a PR firm to make him look better? What a pathetic fucking asshole.

Instead of hiring a “image consultants”, maybe just try not being a massive dickhead all the time? Just a thought….
 
what's more amazing to me is that this type of stuff wasn't plastered all over the news at Notre Dame.
I can imagine getting away with it for a long time at a small school at least.

but at LSU, you're under a constant microscope. and I would have guessed that about ND too, but apparently not.
The absolved him for killing a kid. Fuck ND, too
 
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