Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

[Jaxbuck]

They’re showing improvement. They lowered their average margin of defeat in NY6/BCS games since 1998 from 24.0 to 23.0.

and finished this year off losing 34-10 to Clemson in the ACC CG and 31-14 to Bama in the CFP.

Add in the 22 year long history of big game futility and yeah, clearly it's anti ND bias to question if they belong with the big boys.

 

[Zippercat]

and finished this year off losing 34-10 to Clemson in the ACC CG and 31-14 to Bama in the CFP.

Add in the 22 year long history of big game futility and yeah, clearly it's anti ND bias to question if they belong with the big boys.

But y’all are completely overlooking the real fax and evidents: ND has more victories over the US military academies than any other team!

 

[BuckBackHome]

I'll say it anytime no one even asks - dude has been a jerk for decades. I used to run into him in Grand Rapids when he was the coach at Grand Valley. Arrogant SOB then and it looks like he has only gotten worse.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'll say it anytime no one even asks - dude has been a jerk for decades. I used to run into him in Grand Rapids when he was the coach at Grand Valley. Arrogant SOB then and it looks like he has only gotten worse.

Was he in to killing people back then?

 

[muffler dragon]

Body Kount is the perfect embodiment of ND football

 

[BuckBackHome]

Was he in to killing people back then?

Just an obnoxious drunk who had to be the center of attention.

Side note, my old boss used to date a girl who ended up dating Kelly. He said they almost got into it once. It would not have gone well for Kelly. My old boss was a big dude who used to go into the worst bars he could find just to fight.

 

[Wadcutter]

Just an obnoxious drunk who had to be the center of attention.

Side note, my old boss used to date a girl who ended up dating Kelly. He said they almost got into it once. It would not have gone well for Kelly. My old boss was a big dude who used to go into the worst bars he could find just to fight.

Was his name Jimmy? I have a cousin like that named Jimmy.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Was his name Jimmy? I have a cousin like that named Jimmy.

I've known lots of guys like that. Eventually they all walked into the wrong bar.

 

[Thump]

He has such glowing skin though!

 

[OregonBuckeye]

My God, is it possible to be less self-aware?

See Dabo and Mullen

 

[OregonBuckeye]

and finished this year off losing 34-10 to Clemson in the ACC CG and 31-14 to Bama in the CFP.

Add in the 22 year long history of big game futility and yeah, clearly it's anti ND bias to question if they belong with the big boys.

Why are you punishing them for playing more than 6 games, Jax?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I've known lots of guys like that. Eventually they all walked into the wrong bar.

I had a friend in high school like that. Haven't seen him since I was in college, but word has gotten back to me that he became an unemployed drunk whose wife took the kids and left for another guy. In the early 2000's, he was back living with his Mom in Old Reno.

 

[Mike80]

Nice job, asshole.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

He went on to say "Oh for crying out loud. I kill one kid and now I'm not allowed to make jokes about killing more kids?"

 

[CincyInterloper]

We are so much better off with Fickell than Kelly, it’s not even funny. I hope we blow that fat bastard’s doors off in the worst way.