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Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

3 words.......WTF

Four words: Giant Pig, Giant Diaper.
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https://twitter.com/BretBielema/status/468053886687657987/photo/1
 
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http://fansided.com/2014/07/03/bret...klahoma-bringing-dorial-green-beckham/#!79rDC

This man just won't shut the hell up! He should maybe try winning some games instead of ruffling some feathers. I hope he gets canned from Arky and is forced to coach in a D1AA or D2 wasteland, never to be heard from again... But he sure can let his wife out a few times a year
This quote was my favorite
"All that baggage is too much for Bielema who also said he has a strict no tolerance policy for marijuana and drug use and is pretty adherent to that policy."
otherwise:
"We have a strict no tolerance polity for drugs (so we say we have it), and most of the time we follow it (unless it's a star player)."
It's like I'm sure FSU has a strict policy against rapists (unless it's a star quarterback), and PSU has a strict policy against child molestation (unless...Peterno says it's ok?), and I'm sure Bama has a policy against PEDs (but we'll tell our players a month before they get tested).
 
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When you consider the Bert phenomena from the perspective of being excellent at what you do, is Bert the greatest douchebag of all time?

Top five?

What say you BP?
Well, he's a whiner, but not quite as much of a pussy bitch whiner as LLLLLLLoyd Carr. He's arrogant, but not quite as arrogant as Charlie and the Punt Team Factory. He's a douche to other team's fans and teams...somewhere in the neighborhood of Brady 7-5 Choke. So...likely in the top 5. As for overall, wow, might have to have a board bracket tournament for that.
 
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